Leconfield Patient Zero

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by Cretin, Jul 17, 2013.

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  1. Anyone remember a girl in Beverley called Gazza? She had a mean mullet and was reputed to have terrible diseases. This would be mid 90s.

    Maybe I'll look her up on Facebook and reignite the flames of passion.
  2. Fcking glad I was there in the early 80's then.....
  3. Drivers_lag

    Drivers_lag On ROPs

    I don't remember her being called Gazza, but I think I know who you're on about... ****, I hadn't thought about those grotty slappers for years.

    Siffy Sue anyone?
  4. Could of been the chubber that ummm a mate of mine scuttled behind the chippy after a night in the vigilant squaddie about 93. I, I mean he never hung around to ask her name.

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  5. Reported
  6. I shagged a nice girl in the Violent Squaddie in the bogs......circa 1985, I was going to marry her, but her mate had bigger tits.....!
  7. I remember the tattooed horrors in the Kings head in the mid 90s.

    Absolute vile sweaty creatures, i know of 2 people smashing one of them.

    I cant remember one called Gazza though, makes me shudder.
  8. I never heard any names but there was a well known lass when I was there in '94.

    Story was that she'd caught that many diseases off squaddies she was determined to infect as many as she could as revenge
  9. I had some horror try to tap me up in one of the pubs on the square in Beverley in '98.
    Luckily enough I was still relatively sober and declined her rather dubious charms.
  10. Drivers_lag

    Drivers_lag On ROPs

  11. I was on a course! cheeky cnut.
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  12. I had an RP at my first unit call me a nig, and like the nig i was i asked him 'whats a nig?' ......his face was a picture !!!