Right, the story is, I'm leaving the Army next month after seven of the best years of my life. I've been told from all my colleagues that I'm expected to wow everyone with my leaving speech, because I'm the funny little guy who knows everyone on camp. However I really can't be bothered thinking of anything good to say, as I'd rather spend all day reading ARRSE. There are the few old quotes that I've already got lined up "I've made lots of good friends in the Army, it's a shame none of them could be here tonight" etc but can anyone pass my way some of the great quotes that have come out of leaving speeches that you have heard. p.s. The old "You can all get to fuck" isn't applicable, because I've got to come back in July to collect the claim from my resettlement.