Last night I was at a works do, and there where several people leaving, speeches occurred and most were of the usual standard, dull. However, the last one was a belter! A wee man stood up on a table, Introduced himself and his opener was "I came to this Brigade 2 years ago, within the first week I found out that my cock hungry slut of a wife was having an affair!" Total silence! He then cracked on, it was without exception the best one Ive heard, he was leathered. So what is the best youve heard?