Right I finish my time with current employer soon and it's been a bit of a crap day so I need the creative power of ARRSE to assist with ideas as to what kind of 'leaving gift' I could leave my former collegues/boss' drawer with. Current thoughts are faily mundane things along the lines of kipppers in the vents, soap/turd in microwave, lagging in the kettle and other such shenanigans * . Go nuts. *purely fantasty of course. I wouldn't dream of actually doing anything disruptive/illegal. (incase ISG bods are monitoring this).