Leaving gift - Alarm/klaxon/siren/loud noise maker

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  1. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Hi all, I have got a new job within my company but wish to leave a gift for my current department, has to be 240v and be a celebratory noise, any ideas anyone?

    When we have a success we wish to activate a loud noise/siren/klaxon etc, hope that helps
     
  2. Re-send your last ,over.
     
  3. Rig a light switch and electrocute your secretary. She'll scream like fuck
     
  4. Now thats class.
     
  5. Just hit the fire warning button, on your way out the door.
     
  6. Spanish_Dave

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  7. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    trombone, great idea, any others?
     
  8. How about a CD single of "Take this job and shove it"by Johnny Paycheck?
     
  9. Flash bang grenade simulators are always a riot at off the hook parties. I think I've got one in my stash from New Years... :p
     
  10. Oh yes.....

    1 x 120 db 12v Fog Horn.
    1 x 12v timer (adjustable to go off after 24 hrs for max effect).
    1 x 12v Nicad Battery (cheap as chips from Radio S****s or that well known high street geek place with a name beginning with M).
    1 x key switch.
    Some wire and crimps
    1 x Plastic Box to put it all in.

    Assemble, charge battery, set the 'timer' to an appropriate delay, hide in office, turn on and hide key.

    A good place to hide it might be above the false ceiling... it might also be a good idea to get a timer that can be set to go off at different times.... for that really 'you c*nt' effect
     
  11. Why use a simulator. Use the real thing.