Leavers day pranks

Mongo

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#1
Ideas for a school muck up day?

Already have:
Taking pics of teachers cars, and with the phone numbers we've gotten for them over the years, selling them on Auto Trader. Saying that they work nights and to call at 4am for extra d1ck points
Taking doors off the toilet stalls.
Cling film over toilets.
Frozen shrimp placed in obscure spots/ teachers cars.
Planting grass seeds in the shape of a giant knob on the playing field.

Cheers.

(Not that it matters that much in the NAFFI, but I did search, and found nowt relevant to just pranks)
 
#2
Mongo said:
Ideas for a school muck up day?

Already have:
Taking pics of teachers cars, and with the phone numbers we've gotten for them over the years, selling them on Auto Trader. Saying that they work nights and to call at 4am for extra d1ck points
Taking doors off the toilet stalls.
Cling film over toilets.
Frozen shrimp placed in obscure spots/ teachers cars.
Planting grass seeds in the shape of a giant knob on the playing field.

Cheers.

(Not that it matters that much in the NAFFI, but I did search, and found nowt relevant to just pranks)
I think the Chief Instructor will take a very dim view of such behaviour...

Career terminated, anyone?

Litotes
 
#3
Farkin' 'ell. School leaving day? Grow up. School children should be shot at birth.

Plant grass on the field? Isn't the field already grass?

Anway - ignoring your juvenile muck, I am reminded of an old idea (in the days when ideas were creative). That is to get some shaving FOAM cans, super freeze, depressurise and cut open. The frozen shaving foam cyclinders (say 5-10) can then be placed into a persons car.

As they defrost they expand, if you chuck enough in then as the poor driver returns to said vehicle it will miraculously be filled ceiling to floor with shaving foam without any clue as to how it happened.

Plant a grass knob on a grass field? FFS.

(Edited to add also works on dorm rooms of knobbers, but naturally requires more FOAM cans.)
 
#9
Pararegtom said:
i.ll go with snail on this, in fact stay at home and do it you weak tosser
Agreed with both the above,Chasing-Aimless please please please shoot yourself a number of times with a large calibre weapon you boring bizzie tw@t :D
 
#10
le_crabe_tambour said:
Pararegtom said:
i.ll go with snail on this, in fact stay at home and do it you weak tosser
Agreed with both the above,Chasing-Aimless please please please shoot yourself a number of times with a large calibre weapon you boring bizzie tw@t :D
No way. Is he a bizzie and not RMP? I thought he knew it all about the procedures etc. etc.

My life is over. Goodbye cruel world. :cry:
 
#11
The_Snail said:
le_crabe_tambour said:
Pararegtom said:
i.ll go with snail on this, in fact stay at home and do it you weak tosser
Agreed with both the above,Chasing-Aimless please please please shoot yourself a number of times with a large calibre weapon you boring bizzie tw@t :D
No way. Is he a bizzie and not RMP? I thought he knew it all about the procedures etc. etc.

My life is over. Goodbye cruel world. :cry:
He is indeed a monkey and judging by his posts a social retard with zero sense of humour hopefully he do the right thing tonight with Mr 9mm :D
 
#12
le_crabe_tambour said:
The_Snail said:
le_crabe_tambour said:
Pararegtom said:
i.ll go with snail on this, in fact stay at home and do it you weak tosser
Agreed with both the above,Chasing-Aimless please please please shoot yourself a number of times with a large calibre weapon you boring bizzie tw@t :D
No way. Is he a bizzie and not RMP? I thought he knew it all about the procedures etc. etc.

My life is over. Goodbye cruel world. :cry:
He is indeed a monkey and judging by his posts a social retard with zero sense of humour hopefully he do the right thing tonight with Mr 9mm :D
We can only hope.

I just asked truffles what we should do and she called for the real police.
 
#13
Sneak into the science labs, then turn all the taps to face the ceiling, and when the water for the building was turned on, it looked like the room was filled with fountains.

Release 3 chickens marked 1,2 & 4

fill up water guns with really really really bad cologne!! and shoot at all the 1st years.
 
#16
Go to the back of the class for this lamentable and public display of lack of imagination. The internet appears to be the answer for too many simpletons who are too idle to think for themselves. Still, as you're at least attempting a prank and I've got a few idle minutes of my own, I'll help you out.

Eliminate anything that can or might be construed as vandalisim or that costs money. Damage to personel property just isn't amusing, memorable or stylish; it's thuggish. Having got that out of the way, the world opens up to a cascade of opportunity to brighten your last day and leave your stamp on the school memory for years.

Simple - Something that catches everyone's eye, is completely out of place and is harmless. For example, flag upside down, knickers on the flagpole, bloomers even better and so on

Complex - As above but with a little more planning. I'm thinking of a herd of sheep on the playing fields, a mini in the dining room and so on..

Artistic - Get one of the arty kids and a pot of white paint, better make that whitewash. Paint the outline of a dead body outside the main enterance (Philip Marlowe style); paint the lines of a tennis court in the car park and definately paint disabled badges in the headmasters parking space. You get the idea.

Thinking Big - If you're going for the big one then good luck, you'll probably need it. Start by ordering 25 taxis throughout the morning to take the head to the airport, put an advert in the local paper announcing the school is going coed / single sex / Apprentices Academy, (the school will be besieged with calls from outraged parents), redivert the main road traffic through the school and so on.

In fact, all the above have been done in various schools over the last few years. All are infinately more effective if your plan is executed just before the arrival of an important dignitary. The main point is; don't make it personnal and do it with style - they'll talk about it for years.
 
#17
Persuade as many people as possible to protest about globalisation/global warming/global cooling/seal culling etc and in the style of the solvite man (see pic below); glue themselves to the main entrance. Once they are safely glued in place, just feck off and leave them. It would also be a good idea to phone up anyone who disagrees with their hippy like protest so they can come round and execute them.
 
#19
In the late seventies, a physics teacher left the staff of a certain West Berkshire grammar school. His Austin 1300 however found leaving rather more difficult, because it had been picked up by "an angry mob" of sixth formers and lifted into the Front Court of the Eton Fives Court (i.e. between the buttreess and the wall).

He had to hire a crane to get it out. He was obviously as popular with his colleagues on the staff because the investigation of this foul prank was perfunctory to say the least!
 
#20
Bumper said:
Go to the back of the class for this lamentable and public display of lack of imagination. The internet appears to be the answer for too many simpletons who are too idle to think for themselves. Still, as you're at least attempting a prank and I've got a few idle minutes of my own, I'll help you out.

Eliminate anything that can or might be construed as vandalisim or that costs money. Damage to personel property just isn't amusing, memorable or stylish; it's thuggish. Having got that out of the way, the world opens up to a cascade of opportunity to brighten your last day and leave your stamp on the school memory for years.

Simple - Something that catches everyone's eye, is completely out of place and is harmless. For example, flag upside down, knickers on the flagpole, bloomers even better and so on

Complex - As above but with a little more planning. I'm thinking of a herd of sheep on the playing fields, a mini in the dining room and so on..

Artistic - Get one of the arty kids and a pot of white paint, better make that whitewash. Paint the outline of a dead body outside the main enterance (Philip Marlowe style); paint the lines of a tennis court in the car park and definately paint disabled badges in the headmasters parking space. You get the idea.

Thinking Big - If you're going for the big one then good luck, you'll probably need it. Start by ordering 25 taxis throughout the morning to take the head to the airport, put an advert in the local paper announcing the school is going coed / single sex / Apprentices Academy, (the school will be besieged with calls from outraged parents), redivert the main road traffic through the school and so on.

In fact, all the above have been done in various schools over the last few years. All are infinately more effective if your plan is executed just before the arrival of an important dignitary. The main point is; don't make it personnal and do it with style - they'll talk about it for years.
In 1972 as part of our leaving present, we pushed an English Masters Mini (Master? Yep Stratford on Avon Grammar School had Masters not teachers) inside the school.
 

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