Least desirable job in the British Army

#1
This or something similar has probably been discused on arrse before but still:
What is the most un-desirable job in the army now :?:

For me has to be some kind 'Royal Signals; Cheif electronics systems and anti - jamming device and warfare equipment technology specialist operator'. :|
 
#4
I was NCO i/c picking the black bits from under Princess Annes toe nails.
 
#6
Shovel storeman at 2 RGJ, the state they bring them back in is shocking.

closely followed by a position normally held by a full Colonel in the guards

"chief corgi w@nker offer to her Maj."
 
#9
I used to have to throw Princess Diana down the stairs and stick my fingers down her throat on days when she just couldnt be bothered....

Top that!!
 
#10
Woody32 said:
This or something similar has probably been discused on arrse before but still:
What is the most un-desirable job in the army now :?:

For me has to be some kind 'Royal Signals; Cheif electronics systems and anti - jamming device and warfare equipment technology specialist operator'. :|
And WTF would you know about them then, Cadet ???? :roll:

LT
 
#11
I had to put my hand down Diana's throat and pull Dodi's cock out so that it would not show on coroners report.
 
#12
Did I also mention I had to 'Fluff' Charles, whenever he met Camilla? Lost the job tho....some things are just impossible.....
 
#13
Woody32 said:
This or something similar has probably been discused on arrse before but still:
What is the most un-desirable job in the army now :?:

For me has to be some kind 'Royal Signals; Cheif electronics systems and anti - jamming device and warfare equipment technology specialist operator'. :|
For many that sounds like an ideal nice indoors-sitting-down-in-an-air-conditioned-enviroment type job. Quite possibly it is as far removed from the more unpleasent jobs like burning 50 gal drums cut in half and full of human excrement as you can get.
 

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#17
The medic who has to remove an RSM's vasectomy stitches!
 
#18
sciff69uk said:
spike7451 said:
Polishing the RSM's bell?
ringing it was always a bit of a chore as well!!
not if your avatar is anything to go by 8O 8O 8O
 
#20
CP duty for Mr Blair & Mrs ?
 

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