Least desirable job in the British Army

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  1. This or something similar has probably been discused on arrse before but still:
    What is the most un-desirable job in the army now :?:

    For me has to be some kind 'Royal Signals; Cheif electronics systems and anti - jamming device and warfare equipment technology specialist operator'. :|
     
  2. Woody32
     
  3. Haha yeh...yeh...because I'm a job arent I!!! :roll:
     
  4. I was NCO i/c picking the black bits from under Princess Annes toe nails.
     
  5. Did you keep them? - should be worth a fortune on e-bay!
     
  6. Shovel storeman at 2 RGJ, the state they bring them back in is shocking.

    closely followed by a position normally held by a full Colonel in the guards

    "chief corgi w@nker offer to her Maj."
     
  7. Cushy that. I have a thing about Princess Anne. I think it's the teeth.
     
  8. Luxury.

    I was tasked with the daily scraping of smegma from under Prince(ss) Eddies purple helmet cover.
     
  9. I used to have to throw Princess Diana down the stairs and stick my fingers down her throat on days when she just couldnt be bothered....

    Top that!!
     
  10. And WTF would you know about them then, Cadet ???? :roll:

    LT
     
  11. I had to put my hand down Diana's throat and pull Dodi's cock out so that it would not show on coroners report.
     
  12. Did I also mention I had to 'Fluff' Charles, whenever he met Camilla? Lost the job tho....some things are just impossible.....
     
  13. For many that sounds like an ideal nice indoors-sitting-down-in-an-air-conditioned-enviroment type job. Quite possibly it is as far removed from the more unpleasent jobs like burning 50 gal drums cut in half and full of human excrement as you can get.
     
  14. I used to dream about being promoted to "turd torching"....

    mucking out the regimental leper was as high as i got.
     
  15. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Polishing the RSM's bell?