Learning French

I just received an email from a colleague asking for a French phrase book as he is going on holiday to Normandy later in the year. Therefore being the helpful person I am, I googles and came up with the following:

French Phrases

I thought some of them might come in quite useful for those of us that occasionally have to converse with the frogs.
I like those sites!
Why should we learn fecking French? Just talk loudly to the cnuts, they'll get the jist of what your trying to say........if that fails just punch them
Ta guelle pédé.
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi?


Deux Bierres S'Il Vous Plait.

All you need to know!


I had a mate who loved travelling, but couldn't be doing with languages. He reckoned you only need the bare essentials to get by in any country.

Learn to count from 1-10 in the appropriate lingo, plus the word for beer.

The only further requirements then are 2 key phrases:

1. "My friend is paying"
2. "Would you take your clothes off?"
Dolt = Quelle une plonqeur
Learn German instead;
The Frog will do what you want, when you want and with both hands in the air!
Bonjour je suis un anglais vierge, pourriez-vous faire s'il vous plaît l'amour à moi ? :twisted: