Learning French

#1
I just received an email from a colleague asking for a French phrase book as he is going on holiday to Normandy later in the year. Therefore being the helpful person I am, I googles and came up with the following:

French Phrases

I thought some of them might come in quite useful for those of us that occasionally have to converse with the frogs.
 
#3
I like those sites!
 
#4
Why should we learn fecking French? Just talk loudly to the cnuts, they'll get the jist of what your trying to say........if that fails just punch them
 
#5
Ta guelle pédé.
 
#8
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi?

Taxi!

Deux Bierres S'Il Vous Plait.


All you need to know!
 
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#9
I had a mate who loved travelling, but couldn't be doing with languages. He reckoned you only need the bare essentials to get by in any country.

Learn to count from 1-10 in the appropriate lingo, plus the word for beer.

The only further requirements then are 2 key phrases:

1. "My friend is paying"
2. "Would you take your clothes off?"
 
#10
Dolt = Quelle une plonqeur
 
#11
Learn German instead;
The Frog will do what you want, when you want and with both hands in the air!
 
#13
Bonjour je suis un anglais vierge, pourriez-vous faire s'il vous plaît l'amour à moi ? :twisted:
 

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