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Learn Secrets Most Women Don’t Know About Meeting and Keeping Great Men

#2
Utter bollocks, Christian Carter is probably a closet sponge and doesn't know what he's talking about.

It's simple to keep a man, lots of BJs and play with our balls a bit and be a freak in bed. Maybe a steak dinner every now and then and shut up talking when we're watching the telly. That's all.

If you want to keep a woman there's not enough cyberspace on the internet to write the list.

DC
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#3
Saw this link on the side of Arrse - Christian Carter's Catch Him and Keep Him: Dating Advice for Women

What tips could we give to help women 'catch us and keep us' ?

I'll start...Not being Ginger ...I'd run a mile - you'd never catch me let alone keep me love...
Women will never understand men ever, they bitch and whine. You need someone that can cook and go down the pub with and do manly things together. Women waste money on curtains and fluffy things, they spend hours in the bathroom. They buy clothes and shoes they don't need and don't spend on essentials like beer and tabs. They strop if you piss in the sick and they leave hair all over the place.
Truth be told men are better living with other men they can watch football, fuck, drink beer and cuddle.
 
#6
Women will never understand men ever, they bitch and whine. You need someone that can cook and go down the pub with and do manly things together. Women waste money on curtains and fluffy things, they spend hours in the bathroom. They buy clothes and shoes they don't need and don't spend on essentials like beer and tabs. They strop if you piss in the sick and they leave hair all over the place. And they keep putting the bog seat downTruth be told men are better living with other men they can watch football, fuck, drink beer and cuddle.
Ten fucking letters
 
#9
Women will never understand men ever, they bitch and whine. You need someone that can cook and go down the pub with and do manly things together. Women waste money on curtains and fluffy things, they spend hours in the bathroom. They buy clothes and shoes they don't need and don't spend on essentials like beer and tabs. They strop if you piss in the sick and they leave hair all over the place.
Truth be told men are better living with other men they can watch football, fuck, drink beer and cuddle.
Not so young Jarrod....last time I puked in the boys sink, he used piss to wash it down, rather than turning on the tap and waking the poor hard working soljer next door (who was also trying to sleep off the same excesses that CAUSED me to puke in the sink)! I didn't get stroppy at all!!
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#10
Not so young Jarrod....last time I puked in the boys sink, he used piss to wash it down, rather than turning on the tap and waking the poor hard working soljer next door (who was also trying to sleep off the same excesses that CAUSED me to puke in the sink)! I didn't get stroppy at all!!
You're a fat lesbian.
 
#11
Women will never understand men ever, they bitch and whine. You need someone that can cook and go down the pub with and do manly things together. Women waste money on curtains and fluffy things, they spend hours in the bathroom. They buy clothes and shoes they don't need and don't spend on essentials like beer and tabs. They strop if you piss in the sick and they leave hair all over the place.
Truth be told men are better living with other men they can watch football, fuck, drink beer and cuddle.
Just figured it out jarrod. Your not gay you just haven't met the right girl yet.
 

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