Lawyers to sue food manufacturers because people are fat

Hmm, I'm a tad short of Beer tokens this month... so lets sue MakDarnalds, after all 'twas the Extra Larges that wot made me fat....
While it can be argued that the major players (geddit?) in the tobacco industry went out of their way to cover up medical evidence of the health risks of smoking at a time when few people were aware of them, I'm looking forward to the plaintiffs' evidence that they didn't realise cramming fat, sugar and starch into every orifice would make them fat: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I put it to you that my clients are morons."

If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.

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