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Years ago I was driving down the kings road with my girlfriend sat next to me.
Stopped at the lights and this absolute vision of a girl pulls in front of us on her pushbike.
She was early twenties blond and wearing a very skimpy white cotton dress.
When she comes to a stop and puts her leg down to steady herself, myself and the girlfriend get a full view of her arse covered in white cotton knickers, and very nice it was too.
I promptly get a slap around the chops from girlfriend.
I had done nothing wrong and indeed it was my duty as driver to observe the road ahead.
I protested but was told that she gave me the slap because she knew what I was thinking.
I protested my innocence but she was well on the money.
 
Would you be able to distinguish just what the guide dog is sniffing at any time?
I'm sure something could be tacked on to the "upskirt" thing.
Load of bollocks.
Well, maybe not bollocks, but you know what I mean.
 
Years ago I was driving down the kings road with my girlfriend sat next to me.
Stopped at the lights and this absolute vision of a girl pulls in front of us on her pushbike.
She was early twenties blond and wearing a very skimpy white cotton dress.
When she comes to a stop and puts her leg down to steady herself, myself and the girlfriend get a full view of her arse covered in white cotton knickers, and very nice it was too.
I promptly get a slap around the chops from girlfriend.
I had done nothing wrong and indeed it was my duty as driver to observe the road ahead.
I protested but was told that she gave me the slap because she knew what I was thinking.
I protested my innocence but she was well on the money.
This sort of dangerous incident on the roads is why I have a dash cam. The evidence can then be presented as and when required.
 
Typical of a favoured few.
What does that even mean? I don't mean to be rude but you are starting to come off as a bit of a whiner. If you want a day to commemorate or celebrate something organise it. Stop the petted lip because someone else did it for what they are interested in. The fact they did it is not actually a personal attack aimed at you is it?
 
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Are you sure? Sadiq Kahn is the mayor of london. The Lord mayor is an entirely different person. London is two cities. Westminster & The city of london= the square mile.

Edit to add:- The currant Lord mayor of london is Mr Jeffery Mountevans.
It's Sir Charles Bowman not Lord Jeffrey Mountevans since the end of 2016.
 
Years ago I was driving down the kings road with my girlfriend sat next to me.
Stopped at the lights and this absolute vision of a girl pulls in front of us on her pushbike.
She was early twenties blond and wearing a very skimpy white cotton dress.
When she comes to a stop and puts her leg down to steady herself, myself and the girlfriend get a full view of her arse covered in white cotton knickers, and very nice it was too.
I promptly get a slap around the chops from girlfriend.
I had done nothing wrong and indeed it was my duty as driver to observe the road ahead.
I protested but was told that she gave me the slap because she knew what I was thinking.
I protested my innocence but she was well on the money.


You're lucky it wasn't this bunch...

 
What does that even mean? I don't mean to be rude but you are starting to come off as a bit of a whiner. If you want a day to commemorate or celebrate something organise it. Stop the petted lip because someone else did it for what they are interested in. The fact they did it is not actually a personal attack aimed at you is it?
Strange post considering you also thought it was funny at the time. Have you stopped drinking? Or have you started drinking?
 
Strange post considering you also thought it was funny at the time. Have you stopped drinking? Or have you started drinking?
I just thought it was so funny you were being so precious about the whole thing.
 
Years ago I was driving down the kings road with my girlfriend sat next to me.
Stopped at the lights and this absolute vision of a girl pulls in front of us on her pushbike.
She was early twenties blond and wearing a very skimpy white cotton dress.
When she comes to a stop and puts her leg down to steady herself, myself and the girlfriend get a full view of her arse covered in white cotton knickers, and very nice it was too.
I promptly get a slap around the chops from girlfriend.
I had done nothing wrong and indeed it was my duty as driver to observe the road ahead.
I protested but was told that she gave me the slap because she knew what I was thinking.
I protested my innocence but she was well on the money.
I think you should write the next Kris Akabusi short story, delete last 4 lines and tell us what we want to hear, dont forget to pat her mound.
 

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