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She looks like...

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Roger, Roger.
 
...mind you, if they could do something about the London Irish fans singing Fields of Athenry every ten minutes it would be something... and pretending to be tiddlee-dee Oirish on St Paddies Day...
Feck off ;)
 
Loved this from a review of Hinterland, a detective series set in mid-Wales:

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Some scenes in the series filmed twice, once on English then again in Welsh. Presume the Welsh version only shown when S4C thought an English viewer had tuned in ;)
 

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LE
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Dicky, to be fair, that kinda sums up Stage 1 of the PhD application process.
I shall bow to your superior knowledge, my further education never got as far as a Piled Higher and Deeper.

I wonder if the good doctors arthritis was better when she was in the Caribbean?
 
It's not a difficult problem to solve.

Can't abide someone else holding a different opinion to yours ?
**** off and create your own university.

Holding a different opinion to your own, that makes them a racist in this Wokie world
 
Rolling Stones to retire song ‘Brown Sugar’ as it mentions slavery.

Why stop there...
‘Gimme Shelter’ - offends tramps
"Paint It Black"- product placement for Crown
"Ruby Tuesday"- references Cockney slang for a type of Indian food eaten the day after Monday, therefore offends South Asians.
"It's All Over Now"- offensive to grieving families.
"Street Fighting Man"- encourages brawling and public disturbances.
"Harlem Shuffle"=offensive to black people.
"Sympathy for the Devil"- offends Bible Bashers.
"Can't get no satisfaction" - offends my missus.

There must be other songs by other bands that could offend Snowflakes?
 
Rolling Stones to retire song ‘Brown Sugar’ as it mentions slavery.

Why stop there...
‘Gimme Shelter’ - offends tramps
"Paint It Black"- product placement for Crown
"Ruby Tuesday"- references Cockney slang for a type of Indian food eaten the day after Monday, therefore offends South Asians.
"It's All Over Now"- offensive to grieving families.
"Street Fighting Man"- encourages brawling and public disturbances.
"Harlem Shuffle"=offensive to black people.
"Sympathy for the Devil"- offends Bible Bashers.
"Can't get no satisfaction" - offends my missus.

There must be other songs by other bands that could offend Snowflakes?
Good point, and the list could be endless, but one flaw with your idea.

Some 'singers' cannot be offensive you see. The un-ofensive list could have for example.

Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
Fcuk you - Cee Lo Green
N*****s in Paris - Jay Z & Kanye West
Wet Ass Pussy - Cardi B.

Its so selective/one-sided/discriminatory difficult to work out what is offensive some days.
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
Good point, and the list could be endless, but one flaw with your idea.

Some 'singers' cannot be offensive you see. The un-ofensive list could have for example.

Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
Fcuk you - Cee Lo Green
N*****s in Paris - Jay Z & Kanye West
Wet Ass Pussy - Cardi B.

Its so selective/one-sided/discriminatory difficult to work out what is offensive some days.
Aah yes,
References to Gibson's dog are allowed by some, but bleeped out or blacklisted by others.
Like Elvis Costello's Oliver's Army
 
My offensive song would undoubtedly be:

There is no one quite like Grandma by the St Winifreds School choir.

Ageist, horrendously white throughout and not even working class kids singing it.

Was probably 'introduced' on TOTP by that Savile bloke too.
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
There must be other songs by other bands that could offend Snowflakes?
Probably the woke would die in a fit of rage if they had a listen to some of the Macc Lads songs:

I quite like fluffy pup and uncle knobby - but there's also a few such as Now he's a poof and the one that gets all the ladies with multicoloured hair all upset- Miss Macclesfield.

She was the perfect woman
She was my kind of a bird
'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word
She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse
But now she's into barbeques and wine bars
Oh, I used to go out with her 'cos she cooked me all me meals
Then one day she made it big when she won Miss Macclesfield
She married and Italian just 'cos he were posh
And they honeymooned in Brussles and he played a bit of squash
Next she wed an ale baron who come from Lancashire
But he wasn't rich, he was just another Wigan queer
Oh, I used to out with here 'cos she cooked me all me meals
Miss Macclesfield....
Then one day she made it big, when she won Miss Macclesfield
She'll get fed up of buffets and one day she'll come back
'Cos she knows that all the real men live in Macc
She'll tell me that she loves me and she hated livin' with toffs
So I'll slip her a length and then I'll tell her
F**k off
I used to go out with her 'cos she cooked a nice bit of grub
She may have been a beauty queen but I'd rather go down the pub
Miss Macclesfield, Miss Macclesfield
 

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