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Just stick to the woke, non offensive “sweating like a foundry operatives ball sack’.
I include trans & all the others who identify has having a ball sack”.

Foundry operatives have to be men do they?

You sexist ****.
 
This "woke" crap is insidiously prevalent.
Why, just yesterday, after my third trip to the local recycling center with a load of wood from the two garden sheds I'd just demolished, I couldn't figure out what was the correct phrase to use for the occasion.

Either "Sweating like a Darkie" or "Sweating like a Black"

Can any ARRSE member help out here on the correct usage?

Sweating like Jimmy Saville at a school sports day
 
This "woke" crap is insidiously prevalent.
Why, just yesterday, after my third trip to the local recycling center with a load of wood from the two garden sheds I'd just demolished, I couldn't figure out what was the correct phrase to use for the occasion.

Either "Sweating like a Darkie" or "Sweating like a Black"

Can any ARRSE member help out here on the correct usage?

"Like Jill Dando trying to get her key in."
 

Sexton Blake

War Hero

Police officers search two men seen bumping fists (equivalent of a handshake, not a Jarrod thing) in an area known for drug dealing.

Brothers sue, having previously exhausted several complaint processes:
"The brother's lawyer Carolynn Gallwey said the IOPC had been investigating the motives of the officers who stopped them but found there was "not enough evidence to say it was discrimination".
A statement added: "After the IOPC complaint failed we approached the Equality & Human Rights Commission for help in bringing a case - they refused.
"We asked the Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis [Dame Cressida Dick] to admit discrimination under the Equality Act and they too refused.
Having exhausted all other options we have today started civil proceedings at court against the Metropolitan Police for discrimination, assault and false imprisonment."

It might just be me but if the IOPC, Equality and Human Rights Commission and Cressida Dick, all of which have form for siding against coppers, decide there's no issue maybe it was just people doing their job?

All credit to the coppers who continue to search suspicious people knowing that every search is a potentially career-ending lawsuit waiting to happen.
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer

Police officers search two men seen bumping fists (equivalent of a handshake, not a Jarrod thing) in an area known for drug dealing.

Brothers sue, having previously exhausted several complaint processes:
"The brother's lawyer Carolynn Gallwey said the IOPC had been investigating the motives of the officers who stopped them but found there was "not enough evidence to say it was discrimination".
A statement added: "After the IOPC complaint failed we approached the Equality & Human Rights Commission for help in bringing a case - they refused.
"We asked the Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis [Dame Cressida Dick] to admit discrimination under the Equality Act and they too refused.
Having exhausted all other options we have today started civil proceedings at court against the Metropolitan Police for discrimination, assault and false imprisonment."

It might just be me but if the IOPC, Equality and Human Rights Commission and Cressida Dick, all of which have form for siding against coppers, decide there's no issue maybe it was just people doing their job?

All credit to the coppers who continue to search suspicious people knowing that every search is a potentially career-ending lawsuit waiting to happen.

Surprise, surprise. They are both black.
 
Fcuking stupid suspecting people because they bump fists. Have they nothing better to do?

Da fuq you on about?

Firstly, you have no idea if these two young gentlemen were/are 'known to Police'.

Secondly, if this was a Divisional/Area surge to target drug dealing, then they were acting under instruction - or, as it is now termed 'Intelligence led'.

Thirdly, fist bump is used in the US and the US prison system to pass - guess what? - drugs.

Wind your tits in until we find out what the decision is (given that the IOPC, EHRC and the Met Comish have already decided that there's no case to answer, I'm keen to see what happens).
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
especially the shouty Momentum type activists in our Uni's spouting anti-Tory/Old person hatred who are going to find their future political/public careers are subject to the same scrutiny and standard!!

Earlier today I was talking to a mate and his daughter, she has just finished seven years training to be a physiotherapist and started her first job during the summer. Now I remember when she would come home from college during term breaks and be spouting all the woke and socialist stuff and her Dad telling her to give the crap a rest.

This morning politics were being discussed and boy has she had a change of heart. I asked her what brought on this change of heart and she replied that working for a living in order to live and keep a roof over her head sure brings a whole new perspective to how one sees the world.
 

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