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This "woke" crap is insidiously prevalent.
Why, just yesterday, after my third trip to the local recycling center with a load of wood from the two garden sheds I'd just demolished, I couldn't figure out what was the correct phrase to use for the occasion.

Either "Sweating like a Darkie" or "Sweating like a Black"

Can any ARRSE member help out here on the correct usage?
 
This "woke" crap is insidiously prevalent.
Why, just yesterday, after my third trip to the local recycling center with a load of wood from the two garden sheds I'd just demolished, I couldn't figure out what was the correct phrase to use for the occasion.

Either "Sweating like a Darkie" or "Sweating like a Black"

Can any ARRSE member help out here on the correct usage?
Sweating like a paedo outside a school at playtime.
 

Silksheen

Swinger
This "woke" crap is insidiously prevalent.
Why, just yesterday, after my third trip to the local recycling center with a load of wood from the two garden sheds I'd just demolished, I couldn't figure out what was the correct phrase to use for the occasion.

Either "Sweating like a Darkie" or "Sweating like a Black"

Can any ARRSE member help out here on the correct usage?
I believe the correct term is "sweating like a black guy on a rape charge in Alabama".
 

aardvark64

War Hero
Sweating like Wg Cdr Guy Gibson's dog in a wood-pile?
 

jmb3296

War Hero
This "woke" crap is insidiously prevalent.
Why, just yesterday, after my third trip to the local recycling center with a load of wood from the two garden sheds I'd just demolished, I couldn't figure out what was the correct phrase to use for the occasion.

Either "Sweating like a Darkie" or "Sweating like a Black"

Can any ARRSE member help out here on the correct usage?

Sweating like a marine in a spelling test
 
This "woke" crap is insidiously prevalent.
Why, just yesterday, after my third trip to the local recycling center with a load of wood from the two garden sheds I'd just demolished, I couldn't figure out what was the correct phrase to use for the occasion.

Either "Sweating like a Darkie" or "Sweating like a Black"

Can any ARRSE member help out here on the correct usage?

Whitey with a wood pile?
 

BratMedic

LE
Book Reviewer
A case of the Barry White's.
 

Yokel

LE
Sweating like a marine in a spelling test

Say it properly or not at all..... Sweating like a Royal Marine in a spelling test.

Like a fat bastard in Gregg's..
Like a politician during an expenses audit...
Like a Scouser in Court.
Like a seventies TV presenter talking to the Police.
Like a Russian opposition politician drinking tea.
Like Joe Biden in a memory test.
Like Donald Trump at the hairdresser.
Like Diane Abbot at an all you can eat buffet.
Like the catering staff when they see Diane Abbot.
Like Asia based ARRSErs when they see schoolkids.
Like Sir Kier Stammer jumping on a bandwagon.
Like Owen Jones we he can find nothing to be outraged by.
Like Alex Salmond.....
 
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Are you still allowed to take away from students who spell chemical or equipment names incorrectly, or at least get the red pen out, or is that seen as too aggressive and old fashioned?

At Uni I attended an out of hours lecture on report writing, which included a comment about using the wrong words. Even Engineering undergraduates confuse 'Silicon' and 'Silicone.

2/10 SEE ME, in red ink.

Ahh those were the days, unappreciated as I just didn't know what lay ahead.
 

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