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You can't call a woman with hairy balls a woman nowadays - the lefty weirdo's will be all over you for attempting to guess the gender - it's best to just say "the weirdo with hairy balls - want's their ball sack to look like a pre-pubescent child's".
Anyone that bleaches their rusty starfish has issues, men that shave their balls are not really men in my opinion (unless they are reccy mechs or something and are doing it for a 1 pence bet while pished). That's just my own view of course. I'm sure some of the forums more effeminate members have their own take on this.
Speaking as a feminist, I'm just off for my colonic irrigation appointment.
 
Speaking as a feminist, I'm just off for my colonic irrigation appointment.
You do know that not one single animal on the planet does that - apart from some strange humans, and some porn stars - right!
There's no health benefits at all - only risks.
Also why not just have a shit - like any other sane person has been doing since the dawn of time?

Still, if sticking hoses up your bum and getting pumped full of water by a random stranger is your thing to do on a Thursday morning - who am I or anyone to say anything?. I'm just off to have a cup of hot chocolate - come to think about it, I'll pass on that for now.
 

Dafty duck

On ROPS
On ROPs
You do know that not one single animal on the planet does that - apart from some strange humans, and some porn stars - right!
There's no health benefits at all - only risks.
Also why not just have a shit - like any other sane person has been doing since the dawn of time?

Still, if sticking hoses up your bum and getting pumped full of water by a random stranger is your thing to do on a Thursday morning - who am I or anyone to say anything?. I'm just off to have a cup of hot chocolate - come to think about it, I'll pass on that for now.
I went out with a lass that used to have regular enemas, she was very proud of how clean her plumbing was.
 
You do know that not one single animal on the planet does that - apart from some strange humans, and some porn stars - right!
There's no health benefits at all - only risks.
Also why not just have a shit - like any other sane person has been doing since the dawn of time?

Still, if sticking hoses up your bum and getting pumped full of water by a random stranger is your thing to do on a Thursday morning - who am I or anyone to say anything?. I'm just off to have a cup of hot chocolate - come to think about it, I'll pass on that for now.

 

Londo

LE
You do know that not one single animal on the planet does that - apart from some strange humans, and some porn stars - right!
There's no health benefits at all - only risks.
Also why not just have a shit - like any other sane person has been doing since the dawn of time?

Still, if sticking hoses up your bum and getting pumped full of water by a random stranger is your thing to do on a Thursday morning - who am I or anyone to say anything?. I'm just off to have a cup of hot chocolate - come to think about it, I'll pass on that for now.
Remember reading that St. Princess of Dianne was a big fan of this Gave me the first inkling that she was some kind of weirdo .
 
Remember reading that St. Princess of Dianne was a big fan of this Gave me the first inkling that she was some kind of weirdo .
I'm sure, as a 'once off' treatment for severe constipation caused by diet, sloth or the fact you are immobile, it makes sense.
But as a 'regular' thing? naaah, sounds bad.
 

Londo

LE
I'm sure, as a 'once off' treatment for severe constipation caused by diet, sloth or the fact you are immobile, it makes sense.
But as a 'regular' thing? naaah, sounds bad.
IIRC She was such a big fan she treated herself to this delight on a monthly basis at some London clinic .
 
I'm sure, as a 'once off' treatment for severe constipation caused by diet, sloth or the fact you are immobile, it makes sense.
But as a 'regular' thing? naaah, sounds bad.
It cleans out the 'good' bacteria from your gut that helps fight infection and break up food. There's another procedure called 'fecal transplant' - where you get shit from a donor injected into your arse......south park did an episode on this, it was funny as hell.

 
Is this removing the pea from your shitwhistle?
 
Remember reading that St. Princess of Dianne was a big fan of this Gave me the first inkling that she was some kind of weirdo .


Hmm years ago I had a g/f whose objection to ****, was that it was like having a colonic as the copious amounts of semen left up there gave her the s**ts!
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
Hmm years ago I had a g/f whose objection to anal, was that it was like having a colonic as the copious amounts of semen left up there gave her the shits!
A common whinge.
 
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