Latest snowflake outrage

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The pork vegan muslamic sausage rolls ?

 

[Joker62]

I'm gonna spread a rumour that Greggs vegan sausage rolls now have to come with a burka on them. It'll be fun watching the Britain First/ EDL folk go up like tripflares.

You're such a wag!

 

[lokiuk]

I'm gonna spread a rumour that Greggs vegan sausage rolls now have to come with a burka on them. It'll be fun watching the Britain First/ EDL folk go up like tripflares.

It would be funnier to sell Pork Halal sausage rolls in Greggs and watch the 4 Lions mob go mental

 

[28th/LX1]

Now that the transgender threads been gelded I'm not sure where to put this.

 

[TamtamPWRR]

You're such a wag!

You inspire me, my little snowflake sweetheart Xxxx

 

[wheel]

A model has brushed off criticism that her appearance at an agricultural machinery show was "outdated".

At the Lamma show in Birmingham, agricultural firm Agrifac encouraged visitors to get selfies with glamorous trade show models at their stand.

One of the women, Melissa Sharp, said she had a "great time" - adding that her role at the event was "harmless".

However some objected, including estate manager David Hill, who told the BBCit felt "like a backward step".

Speaking to Radio 4's Farming Today Mr Hill, who was not at the event, said: "A lot of women are wanting to be recognised for their contribution to the industry and want to be taken seriously in a previously male-dominated industry."

 

[lokiuk]

They could have at least made them snog each other as a sop to political correctness

 

[Cutaway]

You're such a wag!

Yes, but whose ?

 

[Cutaway]

They could have at least made them snog each other as a sop to political correctness

At least they look like real jousters.

 

[wheel]

They could have at least made them snog each other as a sop to political correctness

 

[Gout Man]

Yeh, I’d like to show them two some of my fertilising techniques.

 

[Koschei]

Yeh, I’d like to show them two some of my fertilising techniques.

'In' and 'out' don't count as separate techniques.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

I'm gonna spread a rumour that Greggs vegan sausage rolls now have to come with a burka on them. It'll be fun watching the Britain First/ EDL folk go up like tripflares.

Be careful what you wish for!

A HUGE Brexit rally outside a Greggs was mistaken for an anti-vegan sausage roll demonstration.
Pro-Brexit protest outside Greggs mistaken for anti-vegan sausage roll rally

 

[bob_the_bomb]

A model has brushed off criticism that her appearance at an agricultural machinery show was "outdated".

At the Lamma show in Birmingham, agricultural firm Agrifac encouraged visitors to get selfies with glamorous trade show models at their stand.

One of the women, Melissa Sharp, said she had a "great time" - adding that her role at the event was "harmless".

However some objected, including estate manager David Hill, who told the BBCit felt "like a backward step".

Speaking to Radio 4's Farming Today Mr Hill, who was not at the event, said: "A lot of women are wanting to be recognised for their contribution to the industry and want to be taken seriously in a previously male-dominated industry."
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Is that a brand new combine harvester? I'd give them my key...

 

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Is that a brand new combine harvester? I'd give them my key...

You are a Wurzle and I claim my 1/10/6 pence.

 

[Truxx]

I'd be laughing my arse off it this wasn't moderately serious, here we have someone arguing that the British Army shouldn't have given up the longbow.

I think you will find it referred to as That bow....

 

[Sam The Bam]

You are a Wurzle and I claim my 1/10/6 pence.

£1 10s 6d. Think that's how it used to be. I remember briefly using farthings before they were withdrawn.

 

[Saturation]

£1 10s 6d. Think that's how it used to be. I remember briefly using farthings before they were withdrawn.

Yes, I know, but my keyboard won't do the pound sign.

 

[Sam The Bam]

Yes, I know, but my keyboard won't do the pound sign.

Phone or computer and which OS?

 

[Saturation]

Phone or computer and which OS?

Puter, Win 7.