Latest Scam

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Disco, Jan 11, 2006.

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  1. I am writing to warn you of something that happened to me, as I am the victim of the latest scam at Sainsbury's while shopping.

    This happened to me, and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works.

    Two very attractive women come to your car as you are placing your shopping in your car.

    One starts by wiping your windscreen while the other comes round to you saying "Hi", while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.

    Then they beg you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and ask them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

    Be careful out there.

  2. My Nan has to go back to her warden controlled home at weekends
  3. what sains?