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#2
hehe - I was taken in until I read the pope was female - how bad is that eh? I actually believed the cnut would do that!
 

mercurydancer

LE
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#5
Could I do the scourging? I'd ask for the razor blades in the ceremonial sourges to be renewed about every 20 minutes. I'd also get impatient of the sourging and get stuck in with the boot.
 
#6
It's been nearly 2 years now since he left power. And STILL some people find it witty, original, and hilarious to say "B Liar".
Oh hang on.... It's an anagram of Blair isn't it? Oh I see it now! I'm so glad you pointed it out! His name is Blair! And he was alleged to have told lies! Therefore he is... hang on... B. LIAR!
Brilliant. I get it now. :roll:

Can you write some more, maybe before the current PM is 2 years retired? I have a few suggestions: Maybe call him "Broon" (He's scottish you see, and they pronounce "Brown" a bit like "Broon"). Maybe refer to him having one eye. People will like that.

Be quick though, he potentially only has a few months left in power, and you want to write those corkers before he dies 5 years after leaving power.

Seriously mate, change the record.
 
#7
Mugatu2 said:
It's been nearly 2 years now since he left power. And STILL some people find it witty, original, and hilarious to say "B Liar".
Oh hang on.... It's an anagram of Blair isn't it? Oh I see it now! I'm so glad you pointed it out! His name is Blair! And he was alleged to have told lies! Therefore he is... hang on... B. LIAR!
Brilliant. I get it now. :roll:

Can you write some more, maybe before the current PM is 2 years retired? I have a few suggestions: Maybe call him "Broon" (He's scottish you see, and they pronounce "Brown" a bit like "Broon"). Maybe refer to him having one eye. People will like that.

Be quick though, he potentially only has a few months left in power, and you want to write those corkers before he dies 5 years after leaving power.

Seriously mate, change the record.
Oh wah. :roll:
 
#8
A five letter answer to my 3 paragraph diatribe? Thanks for that. What are you saying then mate? You disagree? You'll have to do more than grunt I'm afraid. No wonder you got an oxygen thief tag.
 
#9
Mugatu2 said:
A five letter answer to my 3 paragraph diatribe? Thanks for that. What are you saying then mate? You disagree? You'll have to do more than grunt I'm afraid. No wonder you got an oxygen thief tag.
Saw this and thought of you!

 
#10
Mugatu2 said:
A five letter answer to my 3 paragraph diatribe? Thanks for that. What are you saying then mate? You disagree? You'll have to do more than grunt I'm afraid. No wonder you got an oxygen thief tag.
No, just calculated that the effort to write more to such a dullard as yourself, wouldn't be worth the inevitable stroppy response. And, I'm afraid I've never HAD an oxygen thief tag, so no idea where you got that from, you silly git.

I like grunting anyway. Your missus does as well, it appears, as she has to put up with you. Ohhhhhhh. :roll:
 
#11
Who the fuck would want to win a friend like Squiggers?
You could try all day to influence his type, but you'd be wasting your time. It would be like trying to teach a marmot to use a bicycle... politics is just an alien concept that he'll never pick up.
 
#12
Mugatu2 said:
Who the fuck would want to win a friend like Squiggers?
You could try all day to influence his type, but you'd be wasting your time. It would be like trying to teach a marmot to use a bicycle... politics is just an alien concept that he'll never pick up.
Oh such a shame, you don't like me. Inevitable strop, as I thought. Christ this is easy. Having a nickname for a leader, or ex-leader, how the hell is that politics, or understanding it?

Lord, if you can hear me, my intelligence is becoming a burden.....
 
#13
He's right though, it's dull as f***. Referring to B Liar, Neue Arbeit, Paw Broon / The One Eyed Scotsman (or whatever) got boring so long ago that I'm starting to feel nostalgic for it already.
 
#14
Mugatu2 said:
A five letter answer to my 3 paragraph diatribe? Thanks for that. What are you saying then mate? You disagree? You'll have to do more than grunt I'm afraid. No wonder you got an oxygen thief tag.

NOBBER that's six letters and that's you.
 
#16
He earned the B Liar tag. He has done nothing worthwhile to cause it to be rescinded. Like a nickname - slapheads will always be slapheads, blokes named Miller will always be Dusty. Etc Etc.
Perhaps I should have left a spelling error in the post so your Nazi-tendencies could have dealt with that?
 
#17
Mugatu2 said:
It's been nearly 2 years now since he left power. And STILL some people find it witty, original, and hilarious to say "B Liar".
Oh hang on.... It's an anagram of Blair isn't it? Oh I see it now! I'm so glad you pointed it out! His name is Blair! And he was alleged to have told lies! Therefore he is... hang on... B. LIAR!
Brilliant. I get it now. :roll:

Can you write some more, maybe before the current PM is 2 years retired? I have a few suggestions: Maybe call him "Broon" (He's scottish you see, and they pronounce "Brown" a bit like "Broon"). Maybe refer to him having one eye. People will like that.

Be quick though, he potentially only has a few months left in power, and you want to write those corkers before he dies 5 years after leaving power.

Seriously mate, change the record.
And so kids,this is why we don't post when pissed.
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#18
Mugatu2 said:
It's been nearly 2 years now since he left power. And STILL some people find it witty, original, and hilarious to say "B Liar".
Oh hang on.... It's an anagram of Blair isn't it? Oh I see it now! I'm so glad you pointed it out! His name is Blair! And he was alleged to have told lies! Therefore he is... hang on... B. LIAR!
Brilliant. I get it now. :roll:

Can you write some more, maybe before the current PM is 2 years retired? I have a few suggestions: Maybe call him "Broon" (He's scottish you see, and they pronounce "Brown" a bit like "Broon"). Maybe refer to him having one eye. People will like that.

Be quick though, he potentially only has a few months left in power, and you want to write those corkers before he dies 5 years after leaving power.

Seriously mate, change the record.
Its sarcasm - lowest form of wit but very British. It also allows us to show our utter contempt for these people who are trying to ruin our country and have gone long way to ruining our economy.

They are also quite apt. ZaNU Labour is not far off the position we are in and only by constant vigilance will we avoid it becoming a complete reality.

BLiar, well his whole political career is a lie. He is no more a socialist than I am. He hi-jacked the Labour Party to put himself into power. I've no doubt that he thought that his policies where for the greater good but in order to get there and stay there he had to lie to the morons in his party and those that would vote for it. Once you go down that path: Oh what a tangled web.... The Idiot. A stupid man who is just marginally brighter than the sort of fool that is normally attracted to socialism - look at the talentless crew that is his cabinet, charlatans or fools.

So all these nicknames cover valid points. I am less comfortable with criticism of politicians based on their disability or looks. For example I do not think it is part of legitimate political debate to mock the Beckett creature for being ugly but going on caravan holidays is beyond the pail.
 

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