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Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Dec 30, 2010.

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  1. Gary Glitter's girlfriend's found out he's seeing someone else........


    Naturally, she's upset about it.




    This has been made more complicated by the fact they both attend the same junior school.
     
  2. Michael Jackson's just met Bobby Farrell in heaven and said, "Loved your music Bobby, but "A brown girl in the ring," was the only one I didn't have in my collection"
     
  3. Have the Police got the right man.............







    or has someone just guessed that Professor Plum did it with the rope in the dining room ?
     
  4. My wife saw my erection first thing this morning and said,''Ooh,what have we here?''




    I said,''A good imagination.''
     
  5. Woman in Ireland gave birth last week to her third child that was born on the same day of the year as her previous 2 kids.






    Doesn't take a genius to work out their da's birthday........