Latest Jackie Smith Fcuk Up

Wordsmith

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Yep - Jackboot Jackie has been at it again.

Jacqui Smith, the conman and the one-to-one mentoring - Telegraph

As Britain’s Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith spoke of the need to rehabilitate criminals by offering them worthwhile work to steer them away from a life of crime. Since leaving parliament, she has demonstrated her continuing commitment to the cause by having her house painted by convicts on a resettlement programme.

Now she has gone one better - by offering her services as a consultant and after-dinner speaker through Boost Associates, a company founded last year by her husband Richard Timney in partnership with a convicted fraudster.
Absolute genius - get involved with a company set up by a convicted fraudster. The newspapers will never notice that will they...

And it keeps on getting better. Here are the services that Jackie will provide:

Jacqui will:

- Be a critical friend, challenge you to achieve and congratulate you on a job well done.
- Provide you with a sounding board for your concerns and insecurities.
- Bring new ideas and an outsider's view of the challenges you or your organisation face.
- Help you to face up to the difficult questions and issues that you have been worried about.
- Support you to deal with specific aspects of your own performance.
Nothing in there about tuition on how to fiddle expenses though.

However, in order to keep you motivated, there's a photo of Jackie from the website.

Jackie-1.jpg

And to get you even more motivated, if you go to the website, you'll find Jackie has some influential supporters, including another media whore.

Jackie-2.jpg

And now I'm off to find the sick bucket...

Wordsmith
 
#2
My lovely polite, properly-spoken lawyer wife was at college with Jacqui. Now bear in mind that my missus blushes if she says 'damn' and has an astonishing capacity for assuming the best of people despite the clearest evidence of their utter malice, obnoxiousness, worthlessness etc.

I asked her how she found la Smith as a fellow undergraduate, and her face contorted as though she had been offered a catshit sandwich, before she spat out the word 'Cunt!' with genuine venom.
 
#6
I've never hit a woman in my life but i would, without doubt, make an exception for that fat bastard Jackboot Jackie. She is one of the reasons this country is in such a fucking mess. She is nothing but a lying thief.

I would love to happily stick a knife in her throat only after horse whipping her within an inch of her life though. Like most of the mong Labour party, i will drink a toast when she snuffs it, hopefully painfully, very painfully.
 
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goatrutar

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#7
I've never hit a woman in my life but i would, without doubt, make an exception for that fat bastard Jackboot Jackie. She is one of the reasons this country is in such a fucking mess. She is nothing but a lying thief.

I would love to happily stick a knife in her throat only after horse whipping her within an inch of her life though. Like most of the mong Labour party, i will drink a toast when she snuffs it, hopefully painfully, very painfully.

Fucking fence sitter. :)

I'd still do her though..
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
There must be a psychiatric 'ism' for that level of self-confidence and self-delusion. I really think she genuinely believes that she is doing the right thing!

Where can I get my house painted for a pond full of weeds, sounds a good deal to me!
You can actually do it contact the local council and they'll get it done for you
It's normally reserved for single mums whose workshy partners like to stand and watch other blokes work.
Of course if you want to invite some burgalars into your gaff and let them case it for when they get out........

How can an unemployed bird offer advice and say it's tough at the top?
 
#9
There must be a psychiatric 'ism' for that level of self-confidence and self-delusion. I really think she genuinely believes that she is doing the right thing!

Where can I get my house painted for a pond full of weeds, sounds a good deal to me!
I wouldn't mind getting my lawns mowed. It isn't going to happen cos I am not a bloody MP.
 
#10
I think she's cute, if a little bony ^_~ Politics has no place in sex, in my opinion. I couldn't be arseholed who cuts the grass and paints the house, as long as it isn't me. Finally, if anyone here, and based on their own genuine experience, can recommend to me a woman who isn't at heart a manipulative, dishonest psychopathic fraudster I'll give it (her) a whirl.
 
#15
Jacqui Smith would like to help if she can, would she?
Does she know of a good online video shop were i can get some decent porn to watch?
Better still has she got any lezzie stuff in her husbands collection?
 
#16
Is this the same woman who was complaining last week,when the house painting episode was reported, that the press always take great pleasure in pulling her to pieces?(Or words to that effect)
 
#17
Things Matt does when bored #23: Find magazines/papers with pictures of Smith in them and biro on Hitler-tasches on all of the,. The likeness is uncanny!
 
#18
It's quite tragic to see how her post-political career plans have fallen apart.

Here is a woman who held one of the highest offices of state. She actually applied for the post of Director General of the BBC after admitting, on the BBC, that she had no knowledge of how to run a large organisation.

Now, less than two years after losing her seat, the Parliamentary redundancy money will have run out and she can't even get gigs on Channel 5 talking about porn any more, no matter how low cut the top she wears. Of course, going back to teaching would never bring in the kind of cash required.

Maintaining the ministerial lifestyle must be becoming something of a problem now that she has to pay for her husband's porn out of her own pocket, instead of out of ours. With no relevant skills and a reputation for not being burdened by the ravages of intellect, what's a girl to do?

Frankly, it's either the Big Brother house or follow in the footsteps of many a failed politician and set up a consultancy. That way, your mates who still have access to public funds can chuck some cash your way.

Geoff Hoon, Patricia Hewitt, Margaret Moran, Stephen Byers, Linda Bellos, Steven Purcell. All disgraced, former Labour politicians. All of them now running "consultancies". All of them receiving public money.

Nice work if you can get it.
 
#19
I remember Jacqui's documentary about how much porn there was online.

The research can't have been that difficult - all she needed to do was look at the hard drive on her hubby's laptop.
 

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