Latest Jackie Smith Fcuk Up

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wordsmith, Aug 28, 2011.

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Yep - Jackboot Jackie has been at it again.

    Jacqui Smith, the conman and the one-to-one mentoring - Telegraph

    Absolute genius - get involved with a company set up by a convicted fraudster. The newspapers will never notice that will they...

    And it keeps on getting better. Here are the services that Jackie will provide:

    Nothing in there about tuition on how to fiddle expenses though.

    However, in order to keep you motivated, there's a photo of Jackie from the website.


    And to get you even more motivated, if you go to the website, you'll find Jackie has some influential supporters, including another media whore.


    And now I'm off to find the sick bucket...

  2. My lovely polite, properly-spoken lawyer wife was at college with Jacqui. Now bear in mind that my missus blushes if she says 'damn' and has an astonishing capacity for assuming the best of people despite the clearest evidence of their utter malice, obnoxiousness, worthlessness etc.

    I asked her how she found la Smith as a fellow undergraduate, and her face contorted as though she had been offered a catshit sandwich, before she spat out the word 'Cunt!' with genuine venom.
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  3. That's Smith sending Bercow a message.
  4. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

  5. There must be a psychiatric 'ism' for that level of self-confidence and self-delusion. I really think she genuinely believes that she is doing the right thing!

    Where can I get my house painted for a pond full of weeds, sounds a good deal to me!
  6. I've never hit a woman in my life but i would, without doubt, make an exception for that fat bastard Jackboot Jackie. She is one of the reasons this country is in such a fucking mess. She is nothing but a lying thief.

    I would love to happily stick a knife in her throat only after horse whipping her within an inch of her life though. Like most of the mong Labour party, i will drink a toast when she snuffs it, hopefully painfully, very painfully.

  7. Fucking fence sitter. :)

    I'd still do her though..
  8. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    You can actually do it contact the local council and they'll get it done for you
    It's normally reserved for single mums whose workshy partners like to stand and watch other blokes work.
    Of course if you want to invite some burgalars into your gaff and let them case it for when they get out........

    How can an unemployed bird offer advice and say it's tough at the top?
  9. I wouldn't mind getting my lawns mowed. It isn't going to happen cos I am not a bloody MP.
  10. I think she's cute, if a little bony ^_~ Politics has no place in sex, in my opinion. I couldn't be arseholed who cuts the grass and paints the house, as long as it isn't me. Finally, if anyone here, and based on their own genuine experience, can recommend to me a woman who isn't at heart a manipulative, dishonest psychopathic fraudster I'll give it (her) a whirl.
  11. like this?

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  12. Tempting. It's the pose that does it, really. Rubenesque without the Sizzler Restaurant season ticket. But surely Brissie's got more to offer than that? C'mon where you hiding the big lasses? (That'd be an Aussie 18, no more...)
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  13. I'd love to poke her.
  14. I'll see what I can dig up...
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  15. Jacqui Smith would like to help if she can, would she?
    Does she know of a good online video shop were i can get some decent porn to watch?
    Better still has she got any lezzie stuff in her husbands collection?