Latest fashion

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Josh Rosenroth, Jan 24, 2011.

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  1. Sally shows her new costume to her husband Henry.

    Sally:"Look, darling, it's the latest Italian fashion, called 'Capri design'."

    Henry:"Well, Sally, I always thought that Capri is an Italian island and not a continent!"
     
  2. For fucks sake please no more!!! Your jokes are crap and I'm only saying that to be kind. If you want to post, find a thread that interests you and post something worth while, not these unfunny crap jokes.

    Please I beg you

    NO FUCKING MORE

    TPBD
     
  3. Seconded! Dire stuff
     
  4. And 'thirded' - STOP NOW you unhumourous Boxhead.
     
  5. 24 posts in 24 hours, all shite, be a good boy and go back to facebook
     
  6. Fuck me! If Hitler had won we'd have to put up with this shite on a daily basis.
     

  7. Yeah and your own was not any better.


    TPBD
     
  8. Is that your idea of a blue joke Josh?

    Do yourself and everyone else a favour and have a good look through the blue jokes forum before you try posting these again.

    Otherwise it's just not worth the dissapointment to read your posts...
     
  9. German version........

    How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
    One.
    ....................

    Zat vos very funny ja?
     
  10. Another rib tickler.

    Two men are sitting in a pub.
    One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
    coming in and out of your wife's house.'
    The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her
    drug habit.'
    ..........................

    Tee hee hee hee. Vot a goot von!