Now then, what the fcuk could this be about?........ It's quite simple, and I'm being both idle and dim (not being of a round ball persuasion): I'm trying to complete a Pub Quiz set by my local. I need the names of two football teams please (from the British Isles); the clues are: 1. 'Smashes up cars' 2. 'Dillon's side kick' To give you a steer, others have been: 'Heavy weight toilet' = Luton 'Cotton factories barrier' = Millwall 'Professor of rollers' = Doncaster I've got to hand it in tonight, so any help gratefully received!