Late for work

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  1. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.

    "Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."

    "Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."

    "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Army. What did they say if you came in late there?"

    "They said, "Good morning, General."
  2. you couldnt make it up!!
  3. ahahaha nice one