Late for work

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Miner, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Talk about taking the piss.
    One of the guys has just turned up for work, nearly 8 hours late.
    He's got a good excuse though, he got nicked on the way to work.

    According to the police, wrapping your cock in the Beano & wanking yourself off on the bus is not part of "Comic Relief".