Last txt on mobile

What was the last txt msg you got on your mobile
Mine was "She's out get youre ar*e round here"
Last message recieved 03/01/2006 21.40; Hi gorgeous, how's you? Not heard from you in ages! x

Last message sent 03/01/2006 21.53; I'm fine, now f*ck off.
There's never a Moderator around when you want one, is there?

And then five appear all at once and whack the bx into the ARRSEhole.......
Get sprog milk and get your drunken @ss home. :D
Received 02:42:55 04-01-06

"I would if I could get online...."
Received: 02:57 04-01-06 ...

Run out of cash ... pick me up, I'm outside Time. See you in 20 minutes.
"Fcuk fcuk fcuk! Just went up to a colleague and said "Ohh! What have you done to your hair?" No one warned me she was having's a b**tard wig!"
mine reads- thank you for last night. it was great. want to do it again
i replyed-who the f**k this
please note was with miss bullet magnet when i got this. not to happy.
Little Jack H said:
Received 02:42:55 04-01-06

"I would if I could get online...."
OK been offline since i received this...... but as you've read the reply

Received 02:36:35 04-01-06

"I want to suck your tits and dare you to post this on the 'last text received thread on ARRSE' :wink: xxx"

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