Last supper

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  1. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Ok your on the way out, you have a last Supper who would you invite. 12 plus you.2 from the arts , politics, sport, media, military, any group of society.past or present.

    Mine would be the dia lama , George bush junior, Nigella lawson , Nelson mandela, Lenny henry,john Barrowman. Joseph Stalin, Billy Connelly.Meg Ryan, Heather Crawford,Maggie Thatcher, Winston Churchill.

    The chef would be Gordon Ramsey. The venue Tower of London.
  2. Lemmy ( Motorheads statesman ), Bob Marley, Keith Moon, Bon Scott, all 3 of my passed on moggies, Sophia Evans ( porn Queen ), Phil Lynott, Angus Young, and the other 2 spaces for two huge stacks of Marshall amps....... :D
    Chef - Abdul from me local curry house
    Venue - any bikers gathering
  3. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Moggly and the chef and Venue?
  4. Will he be going back to his cheapo "Premier Inn" afterwards? Or will he be staying to amuse the other guests with his quips?
  5. just edited it :!:
  6. Muhammed Ali, George Foreman, Blanka Vlasic and Kajsa Bergvist,( the Totty ), Winston Churchill, Duke of Wellington, Richard Burton, Margret Thatcher, Eddie Chapman, Karl Marx, Adolf Hitler, Queen Elizabeth 1.

    Light blue touch paper

    and I'll have fun with the totty

    Chef Aldo Zilli

    Venue Ocean Liner..(so they can't just leave )

  7. I may have to stretch the rules here so sorry PRT :D

    Sophia Loren as was or as is
    Elizabeth Taylor as was.
    Joan Collins as was.
    Jamie Lee Curtis.
    Ruby Wax.
    Cybill Shepherd as was.
    Shirley Bassey in any condition.
    Audrey Tatou.
    Natalie Portman.
    Lily Allen the dirty cow.
    All the girls from the series 'Smack the Pony'.

    Plus Danny La Rue to keep the rest of the ladies happy whilst I am making my way through them.

    Venue : Hugh Hefner's bedroom.

    Edited to add : Catering by 'Curry in a hurry' from Birmingham.
  8. Guests would include Mel Brooks, Rory Stewart - so he can amuse us all with fibs about how well his charity is doing, Stephen Fry, Dorothy Parker, T. E. Lawrence - lots of tales of "droppin' a cog and doin' the ton", Baroness Scotland - to serve the canapes and clean up afterwards, oh, and Kenneth Williams and Mr Creosote.

    Totty: Mary Poppins, Audrey Hepburn, that rather tasty actress on Law & Order SVU, Adolph Galland.

    And General Gordon - as long as he promises to light his farts after the port has been passed.
  9. You have forgotten the Nolans.
    Disciplined enough to stay down one side of the table and essential for a decent ruck after the port has gone round.
  10. Most of the ones from the past (say 80-90 years or so) will be very dull dinner company. Not to mention putting you off your food.

    I'd go for a dozen East European teenage slappers who'd give anal and rimming for the price of a McDonalds milk shake.

    No, scrap that - 11 and Audrey Tatou. Amelie, ahhh...... that scene where she's giggling uncontrollably while being shagged is a warm, damp patch in my memory.
  11. Won't Adolf complicate things? He's a veggie.

    If you remind George to bring his grill, you'll save a packet and cut down on the fat too.

    Just a thought.
  12. Hopefully I'd have p*ssed off next door with the totty by main course, but the conversation at the table would be good.

  13. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    no one mentioned table manners or finger eating, stephen fry as the butler would be the billy Blx
  14. Nobody mentioned table manners out of kindness. You lot don't have any - esp 2 Para.
  15. random supper but would be interesting to listen to the small talk! :)

    !!lee evans,bernard manning,prince phillip,tommy cooper,mary whitehouse,maggie thatcher,steve mcqueen,oliver reed,heather mills,morgan freeman,rik (from the young ones) and of course the wife! :)