Last Rites

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by grippar, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A wee boy was knocked down by a car outside Parkhead. As he was lying there a passer-by says to him " Dae ye want me to get you a priest son ? "

    The wee boy replied " Mister can you no see that I'm dying, and sex is the last thing oan ma fuckin mind "