Last Meal

Discussion in 'Cookery' started by Ventress, Jan 8, 2009.

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  1. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    The gallows beckon or electirc chair or lethal injection-depending what State youre in.

    What do you ask the screws for as a last meal. Three courses or more more if your not bothered about watching your weight. Washed down with?


    Starter: Prawn cocktail

    Mains: Chicken Curry

    Pud: Jam Roly poly with extra custard

    Drink: Bottle of Taylors Port.
  2. A 94 course meal including Dodo egg omelette, Dolphin burgers and white truffles. Of course, it is my right as a condemned man that the authorities provide me with my request.
  3. starter - chicken soup (cream of)

    Main - Pie, Eel, mash, mushy pease and gravy

    Pud - Plain Vienetta

    Drink - Crate of warsteiner
  4. Starter: Home Made Tom Soup

    Mains: Double Pie n Mash ( Twice )

    Pud: Apple Crumble.

    Drink: Bottle of Baileys
  5. 2 dozen pickled eggs

    Meat phal and chili con carne melange

    Baked beans and cabbage medley

    Washed down with 8 pints of Guinness

    If it's the electric chair, I'll take some of the fukcers with me. :twisted:
  6. Nice n' spicy pot noodle , bag of pork scratchings.
  7. Mine:

    Starter: Game terrine

    Mains: Real chili and tacos, extra large please

    Pud: Mixed fruit crumble & custard

    Drink: me to with a Bottle of Taylors Port

    ps: please can we bring back hanging, pretty please!
  8. Aparatif: The Judge

    Starter: The Police Chief

    Main: The man pulling the switch

    Pud: Any witnesses
  9. Starter: Hacker Pschorr Weizenbier
    Main Course: Currywurst,Pommes Mayo
    Desert: Hacker Pschorr Weizenbier
    Drink: Hacker Pschorr Weizenbier
  10. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    Nut Cutlet
    Fresh Raw Salmon
    Honey Sandwiches
    Forest Berry Pie

    A pint of Mead and a flagon of Port

  11. Try this

    You start reading it for a laugh, then the true nature of what you are looking at starts to sink in.

    Then you think feck it, this is ARRSe. Two-and-a-half pounds of onion rings - that's way to go, respect!
  12. Starter: Compo Sausages/Bacon Grill/Scrambled eggs/English mustard
    Main: Babies' Heads/New potatoes/Chard/Red cabbage
    Pud: Apple Flakes with Hot Chocolate powder and crumbled Oatmeal Blocks
    Drink: A bottle of Laphroaig to the 'King over the Water'

    All prepared on a roaring No 1 burner!
  13. Extract from above website!

    Last Meal: Manns had a final meal request of fried chicken quarters, two dozen fried shrimp, two-and-half pounds of onion rings and fries, turkey salad with onion, peppers and cherry tomatoes with blue cheese dressing, salt, pepper and garlic powder, half-dozen soft onion rolls with assorted cheeses, chilled apple juice and milk.

    Bet he's still eating it!