"LAST MAN, SIR!" What should a woman say?

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  1. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    When numbering off etc what should a woman say for the "LAST MAN, SIR!"

    I ask because I was asked. My reply being I don't know I'll find out, but for the time being you are an honorary man.

    So now I'm trying to find out...
  2. last wench sir!
  3. "My feet hurt" ?
  4. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    "Can I go shopping after parade sir"?

    Honorary man is good, especially in these gender changing days when she might even be one...

    How long before a PC "Last soldier sir"! becomes defacto... :roll:
  5. Its 'Last person sir!'
  6. When I was R Irish and we were lined off, inevitably the smallest person was female. The RSM expected "Last man, Sir!"

    That obviously came out after the cum bubble.... :D
  7. Tell the wench the DS answer - "Why? BECAUSE THE FCUKING MANUAL SAYS SO, SPLITARRSE!!!"

    Then march yourself off and jail yourself for sexual disrimination and prepare for en employment tribunal and your picie in the Scum...
  8. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    C*nt!! Keyboard please! :p
  9. if their that bothered make em wear 6 inch stilettoes on the drill square so their not the shortest
  10. Argue that it's referring to Man, not a man.
  11. Does my arrse look big in this?
  12. She should say whatever a man tells her to say.
  13. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Is that what the manual says? If it is I'm happy with that.
  14. Can just imagine that. PERSON??? You're not a fcuking person!!! You're a soldier!
  15. Just to be sure, I looked in God's little book of knowledge (The Drill Manual)..... GETTING ON PARADE, NUMBERING, PROVING AND SIZING (page 2-73 to 2-75).

    FCUK ME SIDEWAYS SAR'NT MAJOR! It actually has NO mention of any 'Last man Sir/etc' in it on completion of numbering... :oops:

    Shhhhhhhhhhhuuuuush, I won't tell if you won't... :roll: