"LAST MAN, SIR!" What should a woman say?

BuggerAll

LE
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#1
When numbering off etc what should a woman say for the "LAST MAN, SIR!"

I ask because I was asked. My reply being I don't know I'll find out, but for the time being you are an honorary man.

So now I'm trying to find out...
 

Alsacien

MIA
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#4
BuggerAll said:
When numbering off etc what should a woman say for the "LAST MAN, SIR!"

I ask because I was asked. My reply being I don't know I'll find out, but for the time being you are an honorary man.

So now I'm trying to find out...
"Can I go shopping after parade sir"?

Honorary man is good, especially in these gender changing days when she might even be one...

How long before a PC "Last soldier sir"! becomes defacto... :roll:
 
#6
When I was R Irish and we were lined off, inevitably the smallest person was female. The RSM expected "Last man, Sir!"

That obviously came out after the cum bubble.... :D
 
#7
Tell the wench the DS answer - "Why? BECAUSE THE FCUKING MANUAL SAYS SO, SPLITARRSE!!!"

Then march yourself off and jail yourself for sexual disrimination and prepare for en employment tribunal and your picie in the Scum...
 
#8
Airfix said:
Tell the wench the DS answer - "Why? BECAUSE THE FCUKING MANUAL SAYS SO, SPLITARRSE!!!"

Then march yourself off and jail yourself for sexual disrimination and prepare for en employment tribunal and your picie in the Scum...
C*nt!! Keyboard please! :p
 
#9
if their that bothered make em wear 6 inch stilettoes on the drill square so their not the shortest
 
#12
She should say whatever a man tells her to say.
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#13
Airfix said:
Tell the wench the DS answer - "Why? BECAUSE THE FCUKING MANUAL SAYS SO, SPLITARRSE!!!"

Then march yourself off and jail yourself for sexual disrimination and prepare for en employment tribunal and your picie in the Scum...
Is that what the manual says? If it is I'm happy with that.
 
#15
BuggerAll said:
Airfix said:
Tell the wench the DS answer - "Why? BECAUSE THE FCUKING MANUAL SAYS SO, SPLITARRSE!!!"

Then march yourself off and jail yourself for sexual disrimination and prepare for en employment tribunal and your picie in the Scum...
Is that what the manual says? If it is I'm happy with that.
Just to be sure, I looked in God's little book of knowledge (The Drill Manual)..... GETTING ON PARADE, NUMBERING, PROVING AND SIZING (page 2-73 to 2-75).

FCUK ME SIDEWAYS SAR'NT MAJOR! It actually has NO mention of any 'Last man Sir/etc' in it on completion of numbering... :oops:

Shhhhhhhhhhhuuuuush, I won't tell if you won't... :roll:
 
#16
Surely 'last man' in a similar vein to 'chairman' which is correctly used for women as well? God knows what the manual says, but surely this is a common sense issue.
 
#17
jew_unit said:
Surely 'last man' in a similar vein to 'chairman' which is correctly used for women as well? God knows what the manual says, but surely this is a common sense issue.

common sense+men= :lol:

:D






awaiting incoming...
 
#18
It won't matter what she says, a man wouldn't listen.
 

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