Last Man Out Lock Up, Please..

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cardnal-Ben-Dover, Jul 21, 2009.

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Being Orstaihlia, would that be a storage box for a 'Downhill' Gardener?
  2. Of course not. Poofs are gay. Only gayers are poofs.

    And the least said about homos the better. These days anyway, it seems.
  3. cunt smart as carrots and fucing faster than me on the send key also.
  4. i thought this was a poof
  5. Is the poof owned by Michael Fitzpatrick or Patrick Fitzmichael?
  6. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Is'nt 'Poof' that noise that happens when magicians pull wabbits out of hats?

    Or does it mean something else :?

    Like a f****** h*****?

    Edit : Censored by me.
  7. Here's a tasty little number and I'm sure it would fit right in in the new look naafi, it could become something of a mascot

  8. Is there any proof about this poof?
  9. Oh,

    I get it, the white collar.
  10. I thought this was a poof:


    I'm confused too.
  11. no Dozy thats a pouffe!! I think!!
  12. It's a POUFFE.

    Noun 1. pouffe - thick cushion used as a seat
    hassock, pouf, ottoman, puff
    seat - furniture that is designed for sitting on; "there were not enough seats for all the guests"
  13. It should be wearing a dog collar and whingeing ...
  14. If that's from her front bum surely it is a queef
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