Laser beard removal?

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  1. Anybody tried laser beard removal?

    Article in the paper today and apparently you can stop shaving for good for $1,000 (Au).

    Anybody tried it?
  2. It only works on dark hair, and preferably with fair skin.
    It hurts.
    It may not be permanent.
    If they say $1000.00 then double that because you will need to have more done.
  3. I enjoy shaving in the morning. The hot flannel, the tang of the shaving-cream, the glade of the razor on its first and second shaves. It's an opportunity to shut the world out for ten or fifteen minutes as I prepare for the day ahead.
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  4. I know a bloke who is now a bird and he/she said it was more painful than having his/here tattoos being lasered off. This was pre op so it might be less painful than having your cock chopped off.
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  5. I like my beard. I have no hair on my head, so I need the beard to show the world that I am actually a piss-stinking, foxes biscuit smelling gingerninja. Besides, if I even become single again, with no hair for the world to see, women might be in for a shocker when they find out I've got a region that looks like its been stained permenantly by a bottle of Fanta.
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  6. To define the pain. Imagine putting a frying pan of oil on the stove. Get it really, smoking hot. Hold your face 10cm over the pan and spit a mouthful of water into the hot oil.

    Laser hair removal feels like those hot splashes of fat.
  7. have you shagged it/him/her yet then?
  8. no its ugly. Not like the shemales I wank over on xhamster
  9. Whats wrong with a rusty BIC you poof?
  10. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    what do you do in 5 years time if you decide you might quite like to try a beard after all?
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  12. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    sluggy, this morning. ;)