I remember reading a small paragraph in the D. Telegraph in the 1990's that a primary school teacher in SW London was charged with bestiality with a Great Dane, and I wondered how they knew - had the Great Dane put his paws up to it?
Very true. It should be one law for all and keep it indoors, whatever your persuasion, be it animal, vegetable or mineral!
Unless it's dogging of course. There's a bit of that goes on out here on the runway - well, they have no tv or radio here so they have to amuse themselves. Judging by the amount of beer cans left out there together with bits of bog roll and slimy patches, I reckon they are all at it like rabbits.