Larry Elison bought the smallest publicly accessible inhabited island in Hawaii

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by viceroy, Aug 24, 2012.

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  1. If you can afford your own island, you can afford to fill it with whores, pony-girls and sex-dwarves.
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  2. You might want to give him a call then:
  3. Depends. If it were some rock in the ass end of nowhere that was cold, wet and windy a lot of the time, I'd drill down and offer it as a dumping ground to various countries for nuclear waste and material and make a metric fucktonne of money out of doing so.

    If it were a tropical paradise, I'd try and keep it that way and potentially live on it.
  4. Nice to see a Job Creator ploughing money back into the US economy, unlike that bastard Bill Gates who just fritters his billions away on foreign charity.
  5. So there is a future for Ireland afterall?
  6. Who is Larry Elison?

    Is he/she someone I should bother to concern myself about?
  7. He's richer than God.
  8. And...

    Everyone's richer than god. :wink:
  9. Current affairs?
  10. Wasn't Bill Gates married there? Never cared much for the Sandwich Islands.