Lara Logan Sexually assaulted by Egyptian crowd

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  1. Can't say I blame them, I'd give her a good fingering up her "wrong-un" given the chance.
  2. I would. Why do those blasted Americans insist on being so vague. Oh, she's in "the hospital", that's helpful.
  3. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer


    Well, I've heard first hand accounts of blonde scandi-wegian types being touched up on the Street in Egypt and Syria, so why this bird decided to surround herself by hordes of mustachioed sweaty perverts is beyond me. Fair play she is a 'hard nut' war correspondant, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

    I wish they would be more specific. What does 'sustained sexual assault' mean? Did anyone upload it to the 'webz?

    Looking at the above picture though, I most certainly would. Cracking chebs.
  4. I think the PC word for a good bumming/rape is 'serious sexual assault'. I imagine she got a thumbing of some dirty bastard and had her hair pulled a bit. That's what you get when you don't dress in appropriate clothing abroad.
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I wonder if this will be a 'Geraldo Riviera' moment where she was in fact in the hotel stuffing her face with caviar and champers. But looking for a 'sensational' headline that would make global news.

    Or she got ratted let her Egyptian local crew gangbang her dirty style before she sobered up and invented '20 soldiers and some birds' who came to her rescue.
  6. Mods, might be best to move this to the Naffi Bar before it gets really nasty.
  7. fixed that for you you dutty boggeh!
  8. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Feel like an Egyptian <<<<<<<< Bangels

  9. That is a vile accuracy and I resemble your remark, sir...
  10. Oh well any port in a storm!.

  11. If i ever (and i live in hope) get to giver her a sustained and i mean very very sustained sexual assault, i'll let you know !

    Chebs? Very very nice. A milk round i'd love to do.
  12. Why is it that when I read the first post I immediately imagine her being spit-roasted....
  13. Maybe they'd heard she had a secret stash of Saddam's porn in her office...
  14. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I am mesmerized by those udders. I keep seeing them (in my imagination) breaking free of their shackles and thwaping around in different directions whilst she is on all fours vigrourously....

    ....and relax!