Lapdancer Laura from Kitchen Criminals-(nsfw)

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Some Sunday Smut for you!
    Been watching this Kitchen Criminals on BBC2 over the past week or two.Now there's a Scouse bird on it who's a lapdancer & model.Considering she say's she lives on Pot Noodles,she's f**n fit!!!!
    I would...Would you? :p
     

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  2. msr

    msr LE

    Till she starts with the scouse pro-word: eeeeeeh
     
  3. Nice lookin lass - what would she look like without all that makeup. Anyway she looks as though she is full of herself. Would rather put a bag over her head and do her up the poop chute.
     
  4. You should see what she can do with a lamb chop !!
     
  5. Where has she hidden the shell suit then?
     
  6. Chassis seems ok but the face is well and truly fcuked up.
     
  7. It'll be even worse if you get hold of her MDH.
     
  8. That being said I think I'd still rather wake up to her face than yours.
     
  9. Yeah but I'm not a model forcing myself in your face.....

    Don't knock a night in with me until you've tried it....... I could shag you inside out :D

    You wouldn't wake up to her anyway, she'd have made off with your wallet and left skiddies in the trumping pot.
     

  10. Yep, as soon as she talks the image would be ruined and the little fella floppy 8O
     
  11. She looks like a troll.
    Still fcuk her though, she looks like she would be filthy fun against a wall...
     
  12. She did. Thieving git.
     

  13. yep and just have.........