Thursday night I was stuck in West Brom at a sales meeting thinking that my life couldn't get any duller until a couple of the lads came bounding into the conference room beaming like school boys at the sight of their first chubby on! When I asked what the score was, they had noticed a lap dancing bar across the way from our hotel needless to say that night after a few beers this was to become the ERP to escape the crusties who refused to clock off work. Sitting their I had the moral dilemma... do I continue to listen to the boss man droll on about GP1, looking at the hair he had growing from his nose and wondering if at the age of 68 he still gave it to his missus up the "wrong un". Or do I join my well adjusted colleges in the titty titty bar.... ? For the record i must add bean flicking is not my bag, give me a big hetro tiger of a man any day but the minge won, call it curiosity? I felt a little apprehensive as I entered the titty titty bar, my last venture into one only lasted 15 minutes. We ended up getting escorted out as one lad couldn't resist jamming the top of his bottle up the hoop of the girl gyrating infront of him. So I guess at that point I could have described myself as a "Lap Dancing Virgin" I grabbed a drink & joined my colleges ringside (fnar fnar)... as i watched the lass swinging like a chimp round the pole, i couldnt help noticing the lighting display in the ceiling had 3 bulbs missing. As the evening went on i thought "in for a penny in for a pound" and joined one of the lads for a private dance, in fits of giggles i sat there as she made me part my legs. I looked up at my college as she wiggled her norks in my face, he looked as though all his Christmas's had come at once especially has she bent over & slid her knickers off... however he didnt seem so impressed when i piped up "cor pet was it shredded wheat for breakfast, I think I got a glimpse there" !! Do other Arrsers have any memorable "first times"