My (not any more) Brother in Law recently participated in what can only be described as a "LANO" jump. Low Altitude (6th floor flat) No Opening, which, funnily enough, left him a bit dead after disposing of his leg bones, spleen, liver, kidneys, spine and neck, plus a fractured skull and brain damage. In all fairness though it did take him 8 hours to eventually release the mortal coil after failing his Para Roll drills on the deck. Now, the initial thoughts, seen as he was a methadone addicted alcoholic that was recently released back into humanity and two weeks away from a rehab clinic (again), was that he had offed himself. However, his mates have now said that he was only "messing about" and didn't really mean it when he climbed out on to the balcony, climbed down the rails and then hung off them. He apparently asked for help to get back in but then fcuked it by doing an Icarus and finding out that Special Brew didn't actually give you levitational abilities. Anyway, I digress. My two main points are this. 1.My missuses family are skint and apparently, even if you are a state scrounging scum bag drug user, someone still has to pay for the funeral. They have asked me to cough up. Should I stick to my morals and say "No, let his mates smoke him through a crack pipe", or should I respect my birds feelings in her loss and just bite the bullet, pay for the BBQ and demand oral off her every day for ever? 2.What tips would you give to any future aborted "messing about" when I/they/you might find another junkie âhanging from a balconyâ for a laugh and then realising that opiates and tramp lager do not give you super human abilities? Is it best to do a "floppy man" and crumple in a heap or should the traditional "legs together, into a roll, Wild Geese Stylie" action be adopted? Answers to question 2 should be carefully thought through as I may offer the advice at the funeral. Apparently a lot of his mates are turning up from several parts of the country, these being the parts where he was arrested and incarcerated for drug possession. I'm sure that the company that I will be in for the absolute minimum amount of time that I have to spend there will be âinterestingâ to say the least. Any compassionate and well thought through responses will be gratefully received.