Landover Baptist Church (humour)

#1
I dunno if you're aware of those hateful barstewards in the titled church, the ones who protest at military funerals in the US. I stumbled over a (To me) highly amusing website which is something of a parody (Poes law). Might just be me but I howled with laughter, bit like some threads make me do in here. :D
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ :twisted:
 
#2
I have just followed your linky. Now, I am very, very scared........

'The Landover Baptist Church - Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620'

Really? Feck - I'm in!

And this, as one of their Forums:

'False Religions and Cults: Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!'

So, then, that means that Big Ian Paisley was right about the Pope after all!
 
#3
There are some fecked up people on there. but funny as Hell. :twisted:
 
#4
I wonder how many like me will be curious enough to open this thread wondering what the fcuk a British 4WD vehicle has to do with Baptists!!!

I'm sure I won't be the only one to misread the title of the thread. :oops:

But worth reading anyway. :D
 
#5
This is messed up. :lol: Who's going to be the first ARRSER to post?
 

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#6
I AM SAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEDDDDD!

Here ya go folks - I'm in, I'm on, and I'm taking requests!

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#7
FFS, you couldn;t make it up!

Racism
 
#8
It's not just me then :twisted: There's a thread with a real gay guy who doesn't even know how to spell WAH!
 
#10
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I AM SAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEDDDDD!

Here ya go folks - I'm in, I'm on, and I'm taking requests!

God Botherer
Nope, sorry mate, you are banned already, but just remember:

To assure that you get full credit for your donation in Heaven, giving to the Landover Baptist Church or forum thereof is not tax-deductible on earth and will secure you no worldly (ascertainable, material) gain. As Godly Christians, we intend to take over this country and do not constitute a charity. You agree that we make no representations to induce you to donate a love offering!
Now - where is my paypal password, I'm having some of that.
 
#11
Looks like your spaghetti monster avatar blew your cover. I was half tempted to log on as a Baptist Landrover enthusiast but lost interest. I think we're wasted on these canutes. Let them stew in their Godliness.
 
#12
I'm on here. Thought I'd slip in under the radar to avoid instant deletion (eh Biped) before opening it up for some fun!
 
#13
Guys, in case you've not caught on this is a complete and total wind up site. The moderators etc. are not True Believers™, They're doing the most incredible act :D Look at some of their signature blocks:
http://www.citizensunitednottimid.org/ C N U T


 
#14
Wah.
 
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BuckFelize said:
Looks like your spaghetti monster avatar blew your cover. I was half tempted to log on as a Baptist Landrover enthusiast but lost interest. I think we're wasted on these canutes. Let them stew in their Godliness.
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:D Getting Interested buck?
 
#18
Oh yeah baby! Watch & shoot.
 

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