Landmines

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by eodmatt, Aug 29, 2010.

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  1. Now I don't know if anyone else heard about this but apparently.....

    There's a bloke just started his own business.

    He is making landmines... Which sounds simple enough but he makes them look like
    Muslim prayer mats!!!

    Business is doing well.


    And as may well have been expected.....


    He says Prophets are going through the roof.


    Ah, there's my ramshackle old bus.
     
  2. daywalker

    daywalker LE Reviewer

    Chuckle...
     
  3. That's ingenious, He mosque be making a bomb then



    ......move along the bus please, one more to get on
     

  4. Dont give them to kids, they blow up so quick these days.



    Any room for me?
     
  5. That would of been a good joke if it was funny.

    Mug.
     
  6. Or younger than 5 years old
     
  7. More trade for you perchance?
     


  8. I take it are one those of certain stinky religion that regularly uses prayer mats facing east with your arse facing up l.?????
     
  9. Nah Mr G, hes just a cunt
     
  10. Nar because cunts are useful