landlady seeks squaddy c**k

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  1. guys

    My pub landlady has approached me asking if i know of any soldiers that maybe interested in meeting up with her, for intellegent conversation, a love of good food and wine, walks in the countryside and shagging....must have gsoh.

    the said ladies attributes are as follows:
    1. Has own pub.
    2. Slim
    3. Has own pub
    4. tall
    5. Has own pub
    6. Ex proffessional dancer
    7. Has own pub
    8. Single
    9. Has own pub

    If you feel that you maybe the ideal chap please leave a description of yourself, I will pass on the information and maybe we can arrange a date, don't forget.....she has her own pub.
  2. So by the sounds of things she has a good body, and a pub - but what about the boat race?
  3. Who cares? Thats what paper bags are for. Remember she has a pub!!
  4. "seeks squaddy c0ck" are you sure that is the way she put it? And out of no interest, where about is the pub?
  5. Why aren't you nailing it? Your a Sapper, you could have your own naked bar and everything...... i smell a rat! :wink:
  6. Maybe it's his sister or mum? Might that be a deterent?

    Maybe he don't satisfy her?
  7. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Has her own pub you say?

    Oooh! Oooh! Pick me!
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I'm no longer a squaddy, and therefore my appendage would be of no interest to her, and since I don't drink, the pub only interests in terms of profit, but I can assist. I'm sure that from where I work, and with the aid of my small but very sharp knife, I can get her a squaddy c*ck, can I have her addres?
  9. Father Abraham
    had seven sons,
    had seven sons, had Father Abraham
    and they never laughed,
    and they never cried,
    all they did was go like this
  10. I may meet the criteria for this task - How old is she and is which area? I'm a serving soldier and part-time Porn Star in the NW of England. Send details.
  11. to answer but a few of your questions:

    she is 42
    quite need for a bag
    her name is sally
    we are not related
    i am not nailing her because i am married and would be foolish to shit on my own doorstep.
    the pub lies on the edge of the new forest.

    this is a genuine request from a desperate lady.
    Ex squaddy will also surfice
  12. You know the rules.......PHOTO!!
  13. Why does she want a cook in particular? Does that mean only RLC can apply?
  14. Anal???
  15. msr

    msr LE

    I'm a part time soldier and full-time porn star in the NW of England...