landlady seeks squaddy c**k

#1
guys

My pub landlady has approached me asking if i know of any soldiers that maybe interested in meeting up with her, for intellegent conversation, a love of good food and wine, walks in the countryside and shagging....must have gsoh.

the said ladies attributes are as follows:
1. Has own pub.
2. Slim
3. Has own pub
4. tall
5. Has own pub
6. Ex proffessional dancer
7. Has own pub
8. Single
9. Has own pub

If you feel that you maybe the ideal chap please leave a description of yourself, I will pass on the information and maybe we can arrange a date, don't forget.....she has her own pub.
 
#5
tripod said:
guys

My pub landlady has approached me asking if i know of any soldiers that maybe interested in meeting up with her, for intellegent conversation, a love of good food and wine, walks in the countryside and shagging....must have gsoh.

the said ladies attributes are as follows:
1. Has own pub.
2. Slim
3. Has own pub
4. tall
5. Has own pub
6. Ex proffessional dancer
7. Has own pub
8. Single
9. Has own pub

If you feel that you maybe the ideal chap please leave a description of yourself, I will pass on the information and maybe we can arrange a date, don't forget.....she has her own pub.
Why aren't you nailing it? Your a Sapper, you could have your own naked bar and everything...... i smell a rat! :wink:
 
#6
ArmySurplusSpecial said:
Why aren't you nailing it? Your a Sapper, you could have your own naked bar and everything...... i smell a rat! :wink:
Maybe it's his sister or mum? Might that be a deterent?

Maybe he don't satisfy her?
 

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#8
I'm no longer a squaddy, and therefore my appendage would be of no interest to her, and since I don't drink, the pub only interests in terms of profit, but I can assist. I'm sure that from where I work, and with the aid of my small but very sharp knife, I can get her a squaddy c*ck, can I have her addres?
 
#9
ArmySurplusSpecial said:
Why aren't you nailing it? Your a Sapper, you could have your own naked bar and everything...... i smell a rat! :wink:
Father Abraham
had seven sons,
had seven sons, had Father Abraham
and they never laughed,
and they never cried,
all they did was go like this
 
#10
I may meet the criteria for this task - How old is she and is which area? I'm a serving soldier and part-time Porn Star in the NW of England. Send details.
 
#11
to answer but a few of your questions:

she is 42
quite attractive.....no need for a bag
her name is sally
we are not related
i am not nailing her because i am married and would be foolish to shit on my own doorstep.
the pub lies on the edge of the new forest.

this is a genuine request from a desperate lady.
Ex squaddy will also surfice
 
#12
tripod said:
to answer but a few of your questions:

she is 42
quite attractive.....no need for a bag
her name is sally
we are not related
i am not nailing her because i am married and would be foolish to s*** on my own doorstep.
the pub lies on the edge of the new forest.

this is a genuine request from a desperate lady.
Ex squaddy will also surfice
You know the rules.......PHOTO!!
 
#15
nark said:
I may meet the criteria for this task - How old is she and is which area? I'm a serving soldier and part-time Porn Star in the NW of England. Send details.
I'm a part time soldier and full-time porn star in the NW of England...

msr
 
#19
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
ArmySurplusSpecial said:
Why aren't you nailing it? Your a Sapper, you could have your own naked bar and everything...... i smell a rat! :wink:
Father Abraham
had seven sons,
had seven sons, had Father Abraham
and they never laughed,
and they never cried,
all they did was go like this
Knocker, have you got your threads mixed up :?
maybe sniffing the PE4 :roll:
 

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