Laminate lists: who is on yours

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  1. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    In a drunken conversation with my sister last night she mentioned the concept of a laminate list- explination to follow if (like me) you don't watch friends.

    A laminate list is a list (suprise, suprise) of five famous people, who if the opportunity arose you could shag rotten without comebacks from the other half. No comebacks is apparently because they also have a laminate list. I thought this was a facinating concept, and was wondering who my fellow arrser deviants would put on their lists. Naturaly I'll go first...

    Gina Gershon. Sexy as hell in Face Off, even sexier in Bound. Gents, watch bound at least once before you die

    Tricia Helfer. Blond cylon bint out of the new battlestar galactica.

    Summer Glau. She is a ballet dancer. Therefore she is very fit and very flexible. Get her into any shape you want and she can (hopefully) take it.

    Kate Beckinsale. Black leather cat suit, guns, fangs etc. Nuff said.

    Last one is a bit of a hard one (harr harr harr and other witless crap). I'll say any member of Girls Alound. Even the ginger one. I don't care they are all stunning despite anti-ginger prejudice.
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I think you need help - the SPICE GIRLS!?!?!?!? FFS!

    You'll be telling us that numbers 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are One-leg, Cherie, Grace Jones, your mum and Jade Goody next!!

    oops, anyone got any tissues?
  3. 1. That bird out of that film on telly.
    2. All female weather readers.
    3. All female news readers.
    4. That bird walking down the street.
    5. That bird who works at ASDA.

    Sorry... not good at remembering names.
  4. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Girls Alound not fecking Spice Girls. The Spice Girls are gopping.
  5. The girl with the big tits on the jam commercials.
  6. The Corrs Sisters (3)
    Salma Hayek
    Rachel DeThame (Gardening totty)

    Somewhat of a brunette theme but hey, like it's ever going to get any ticks on it, laminated or not!!
  7. Lily Cole

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  8. Maddy is top of my list.I can wait.
  9. I think the wife's one goes something like:

    George Clooney
    Jason Statham
    George Clooney
    Jason Statham
    George Clooney
  10. Lily cole again

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  11. she's a let down. she just cries.
  12. If there wasnt a Lily, this girl would do. Phoebe Thomas, Actress from 'Holby City'

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  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Whats' the sudden fascination with twiglets then?

    The top gwar looks like Stella McCartney, and she's an uber munter.
  14. MY DEAR GOD, im somewhat gobsmacked at some of the complete goppers on my fellow A.R.R.S.E lists so here goes mine....

    1 The Former Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson ( just to appease some of the obvious Ginger lovers here )
    2 Charlie Dimmick ( that gardening Godesss with tent peg accesories)
    3 That Blonde bird from sex in the city ( have to pop one in here rear just to wipe that smug look of her face
    4 The M.I.L.F.Y bird next door to me ( just to wipe the smile off her smug dumb hubbies face) (( may even wipe my bits on his curtains ))
    5 ALL weather female readers
    So pass the4 laminate someone
  15. Hmmmm, my list would be...

    Rihanna-young enough to be corruptible. (mind you, I think she already is :D )


    Kate Beckinsale wearing her catsuit...


    Patricia Petite the french canadian pornstar-utter utter filth...

    Sophie Raworth for the yummy mummy tick in the box


    And last but not least, the lovely Kimberly out of Girls Aloud...


    Failing that, I'd shag pramface out of Girls Aloud to prove I'm not biased against gingers...