Laminate lists: who is on yours

Trans-sane

LE
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#1
In a drunken conversation with my sister last night she mentioned the concept of a laminate list- explination to follow if (like me) you don't watch friends.

A laminate list is a list (suprise, suprise) of five famous people, who if the opportunity arose you could shag rotten without comebacks from the other half. No comebacks is apparently because they also have a laminate list. I thought this was a facinating concept, and was wondering who my fellow arrser deviants would put on their lists. Naturaly I'll go first...

Gina Gershon. Sexy as hell in Face Off, even sexier in Bound. Gents, watch bound at least once before you die

Tricia Helfer. Blond cylon bint out of the new battlestar galactica.

Summer Glau. She is a ballet dancer. Therefore she is very fit and very flexible. Get her into any shape you want and she can (hopefully) take it.

Kate Beckinsale. Black leather cat suit, guns, fangs etc. Nuff said.

Last one is a bit of a hard one (harr harr harr and other witless crap). I'll say any member of Girls Alound. Even the ginger one. I don't care they are all stunning despite anti-ginger prejudice.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
I think you need help - the SPICE GIRLS!?!?!?!? FFS!

You'll be telling us that numbers 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are One-leg, Cherie, Grace Jones, your mum and Jade Goody next!!

oops, anyone got any tissues?
 
#3
1. That bird out of that film on telly.
2. All female weather readers.
3. All female news readers.
4. That bird walking down the street.
5. That bird who works at ASDA.

Sorry... not good at remembering names.
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
Biped said:
I think you need help - the SPICE GIRLS!?!?!?!? FFS!

You'll be telling us that numbers 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are One-leg, Cherie, Grace Jones, your mum and Jade Goody next!!

oops, anyone got any tissues?
Girls Alound not fecking Spice Girls. The Spice Girls are gopping.
 
#6
The Corrs Sisters (3)
Salma Hayek
Rachel DeThame (Gardening totty)

Somewhat of a brunette theme but hey, like it's ever going to get any ticks on it, laminated or not!!
 
#9
I think the wife's one goes something like:

George Clooney
Jason Statham
George Clooney
Jason Statham
George Clooney
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
Whats' the sudden fascination with twiglets then?

The top gwar looks like Stella McCartney, and she's an uber munter.
 
#14
MY DEAR GOD, im somewhat gobsmacked at some of the complete goppers on my fellow A.R.R.S.E lists so here goes mine....

1 The Former Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson ( just to appease some of the obvious Ginger lovers here )
2 Charlie Dimmick ( that gardening Godesss with tent peg accesories)
3 That Blonde bird from sex in the city ( have to pop one in here rear just to wipe that smug look of her face
4 The M.I.L.F.Y bird next door to me ( just to wipe the smile off her smug dumb hubbies face) (( may even wipe my bits on his curtains ))
5 ALL weather female readers
So pass the4 laminate someone
 
#15
Hmmmm, my list would be...

Rihanna-young enough to be corruptible. (mind you, I think she already is :D )



Kate Beckinsale wearing her catsuit...



Patricia Petite the french canadian pornstar-utter utter filth...


Sophie Raworth for the yummy mummy tick in the box



And last but not least, the lovely Kimberly out of Girls Aloud...



Failing that, I'd shag pramface out of Girls Aloud to prove I'm not biased against gingers...
 

Auld-Yin

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#19
Actually, I am not that picky, yet I am available :bigsmurf:
 

Trans-sane

LE
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#20
Good drill matelot. I've actualy got a mate that looks just like a white and blonde version of Rhianna. She is also even younger and more corruptable but I aint going there, at least not till she turns 18 next month!
 
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