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Biscuits_AB

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Rowums said:
Hi, im 18 in about a week and im gonna sign up for the Intelligence Corps, i was wondering if any you who have/are serving find pulling ladies any easier as you're in the army?
Not that im planning to join just to get lucky or anything
Dale will do ya for free.
 
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Rowums said:
Hi, im 18 in about a week and im gonna sign up for the Intelligence Corps, i was wondering if any you who have/are serving find pulling ladies any easier as you're in the army?
Not that im planning to join just to get lucky or anything
You have got to be taking the p!ss.
 
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Get in there quick Gado........you're not exactly ran over with offers are you?
 
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In fact you should have kept quiet about joining up and just said you were in. Most of the munters on here would be swallowing your bollock batter in seconds. They love squaddie c ock you know! Fcuking love it they do - deep in their asses followed by their mouths..........mmmmmm brown lipstick!
 
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I often walk into pubs with my face covered in cam cream, spouting off stories of BIG guns, women just go nuts for that.

A grate line you could try is “I’m shipping out to war tomorrow and I’ve never known the love of a woman who wasn’t inflatable, I fear I may never return”, remember to wipe away a tear when you say that, it works like magic.
 
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Biscuits_AB said:
Get in there quick Gado........you're not exactly ran over with offers are you?
:lol: You're quite right Biscuits, but even a sad, desperate, lonely cow like me has to draw the line somewhere. I do have some standards you know. They might be very low, but they are there!
 
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Biscuits_AB said:
About as low as your arrse cheeks I've heard.
NO, a little higher than that. I've turned you down more than once.
 
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Door_Bundle_Mk2 said:
Rowums said:
I said i was 18 not a virigin, i just meant do guys in the army attract the ladies more than 'civies'?
Of course we fcuking do! All civvies are queer and hung like a circumcised field mouse...................fcuking homos.
You can always get laid, it just depends if you care who with! & squaddies don't tend to care. Fcuk, even I can lay a squaddie, but no civvy will touch me.
 
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Goku

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You may as well forget about women, the Intelligence Corps have a special kind of “initiation” for all the new meat… I mean recruits.
I’m told it helps to create bonding within the platoon.

Do you know what the Intelligence Corps motto is?
“It’s only gay if you push back”
 
#16
Rowums said:
I said i was 18 not a virigin, i just meant do guys in the army attract the ladies more than 'civies'?
You sound as if you prefer the love of a good man.

I take it you are joining the AGC, all their blokes love the angry c ock.

Happy felching!
 
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Laid?

A fantastic record by James. They are no longer because Tim Booth gave up on them.

Arriba arriba!!!
 
#20
Rowums said:
I know im just gonna get more of it, but i have no idea why im being called gay now, it was an a completely heterosexual question
It matters not a jot if you are a pure "hetro". Once in training your recruit instructors will puncture your balloon knot on a regular basis( make sure you inform the Daily Mirror) but they are not gay - just bored.

You never know you may even enjoy the experience... nay ...love it, relishing the thought of a heavily tattooed man mountain deep inside your colon. In fact yo..............bollox I've just come!
 

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