Lady Golfers - English - Irish - Scottish

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  1. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

    "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.

    "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

    The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."


    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

    "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

    She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

    He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20.
    Go and buy yourself some underwear!"


    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

    "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

    She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."

    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
     
  2. corporal stepped up and bent over , and a 6" diameter butt plug , a chain of anal love beads , and 3 gallons of backed up man fat slopped out.
     
  3. There's an English man, Irish man and a Scotsman. They're being chased
    by a policeman. They see this old warehouse so they run in. Inside
    there are 3 empty sacks on the floor. They each jump in a sack. In
    comes the copper and see's these three bundles on the floor. Goes up to
    the first one and kicks it. The English man shout out, "Woof Woof", and
    the copper thinking it's just an old dog leaves it and kicks the second
    sack. The Scotsman yells out, "Me-ow me-ow", he leaves this one as well
    thinking its just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks
    it, and the Irish man yells out.. "Potatoes Potatoes..!"