Lady Dwarf

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  1. Lady dwarf visits doctors"My fcukin fanny is killing me"
    Doctor lifts her onto the trolley lifts her dress has a look then declares "Aha i see the problem" and reaching for his sissors starts to snip snip snip away,with a final snip he plops her back down on the floor and says "See what thats like".
    She walks across the room and replies "Wow thats amazing no fcuking fanny pain" what did you do???
    "Cut 2 inches of yer wellies" says the smiling doc.