Lads Magazines?

#1
This question may sound stupid but a soldier requested Lad's Magazines. The thing is... what are Lad's Magazines? Are we talking about porn Magazines or "Mens Health" Magazines or both? :? 8O


wah? Try asking the laydeez back on RP I am sure they will give you the answers you want - hooped. mk
 
#2
the one thats got big swinging tits in,unless he,s a sailor where lads mags means something more sinister! :wink: by the way are you always as thick as mince? :?
 
#3
Do you mean porn as in 'Playboy' etc, or porn as in 'FHM' or 'Loaded'? as it is, I think either would do.

Also, 'Nuts' and 'Zoo' would also go down fairly well.
 
#4
Think Nuts, Zoo, FHM etc not really that difficult to work out really
 
#5
jibman said:
the one thats got big swinging tits in,unless he,s a sailor where lads mags means something more sinister! :wink: by the way are you always as thick as mince? :?
Dont be nasty jibman, or you'll scare him/her off from doing a wonderful job for the boys.
 
#6
duckiciao said:
Do you mean porn as in 'Playboy' etc, or porn as in 'FHM' or 'Loaded'? as it is, I think either would do.

Also, 'Nuts' and 'Zoo' would also go down fairly well.
playboy.......... porn!!you want to get out more mate!anal squirters,golden showers weekly and hose and toes.......now thats proper porn! :p
 
#7
jibman said:
duckiciao said:
Do you mean porn as in 'Playboy' etc, or porn as in 'FHM' or 'Loaded'? as it is, I think either would do.

Also, 'Nuts' and 'Zoo' would also go down fairly well.
playboy.......... porn!!you want to get out more mate!anal squirters,golden showers weekly and hose and toes.......now thats proper porn! :p
I was trying t think of some more filthy names, but my memory deserted me at the last moment. Playboy was the only thing I could come up with :(
 
#8
What does "mince" mean? Sounds like british slang to me.

Dont be nasty jibman, or you'll scare him/her off from doing a wonderful job for the boys.
I am a "her" and thanks :)


@FHM/Playboy/Nuts/Zoo: is it illegal to send them to a British Soldier? I know it would be illegal to send them to the US Army. They are only allowed to receive magazines if there are bikini pictures in it. If they are completely naked it would be illegal.
 
#9
TankersAngel said:
@FHM/Playboy/Nuts/Zoo: is it illegal to send them to a British Soldier? I know it would be illegal to send them to the US Army.
why would it be illegal?
 
#10
TankersAngel said:
What does "mince" mean? Sounds like british slang to me.

Dont be nasty jibman, or you'll scare him/her off from doing a wonderful job for the boys.
I am a "her" and thanks :)


@FHM/Playboy/Nuts/Zoo: is it illegal to send them to a British Soldier? I know it would be illegal to send them to the US Army.
i thought it was another mindless post.........my apologies for being a bit aggresive.
 
#11
TankersAngel said:
What does "mince" mean? Sounds like british slang to me.
Refer to this. Not all soldiers are like this though!
TankersAngel said:
Dont be nasty jibman, or you'll scare him/her off from doing a wonderful job for the boys.
I am a "her" and thanks :)
no problem darlin

TankersAngel said:
@FHM/Playboy/Nuts/Zoo: is it illegal to send them overseas? I know it would be illegal to send them to the US Army.
Not at all. The yanks have weird ideas about morality. Most in the British Amry sold their morals on eBay.
 
#12
Illegal? Not that I am aware of, not encouraged - definitely but they still get sent. Some get picked up and removed or the parcel gets sent back and you have to remove before sending back again.

It can be done and is by some. Or you could just cover the offending items and then send it.
 
#13
Oneshot said:
TankersAngel said:
@FHM/Playboy/Nuts/Zoo: is it illegal to send them to a British Soldier? I know it would be illegal to send them to the US Army.
why would it be illegal?
If there is any girl completely naked it would be porn, and porn is banned as well as canned food with pork meat for example. That is because Iraq is a muslime country. Same goes for German Troops in Afghanistan. No porn, no pork. Even pork dog-food is banned from the list because of that.

If there are bikini pictures it would be legal. I know it's weird but thats the way it is. So how are the rules with the British Army?
 
#15
Publications showing nudity is illegal out in paces like Iraq, Afghanistan, etc. Don't worry about it though, send them anyway. As long as he's not hanging out the top of his snatch reading Fiesta I'm sure no one will know. Let's face it, in his eyes it will certainly be worth a try!
 
#16
TankersAngel said:
Oneshot said:
TankersAngel said:
@FHM/Playboy/Nuts/Zoo: is it illegal to send them to a British Soldier? I know it would be illegal to send them to the US Army.
why would it be illegal?
If there is any girl completely naked it would be porn, and porn is banned as well as canned food with pork meat for example. That is because Iraq is a muslime country. Same goes for German Troops in Afghanistan. No porn, no pork. Even pork dog-food is banned from the list because of that.
Eh? What an utter load of boollocks! (not directed at you SA) Bloody stupid rule if you ask me, soldiers arent exactly gonna lend their porn to the natives are they?
 
#17
TankersAngel said:
Oneshot said:
TankersAngel said:
@FHM/Playboy/Nuts/Zoo: is it illegal to send them to a British Soldier? I know it would be illegal to send them to the US Army.
why would it be illegal?
If there is any girl completely naked it would be porn, and porn is banned as well as canned food with pork meat for example. That is because Iraq is a muslime country. Same goes for German Troops in Afghanistan. No porn, no pork. Even pork dog-food is banned from the list because of that.

If there are bikini pictures it would be legal. I know it's weird but thats the way it is. So how are the rules with the British Army?
I don't think it's our rules, it's just the rules of the countries we visit/invade which we have to abide by.
 
#18
just put the porn inside a respectable magazine................like the jihad monthly or practical suicide bomber.
 
#19
front fhm maxim zoo nuts loaded.

for extra morale chuck in a couple of fiesta/razzle for good measure.



wish someone sent me stuff when i was on tour.
 
#20
jibman said:
just put the porn inside a respectable magazine................like the jihad monthly or practical suicide bomber.
Sounds like a damn good idea. I used to do that at the newsagents. Put porn in a newspaper and pretend to read the newspaper. Ah, those were the days....

Hey SA, whereabouts in Germany are you guys based? Do you have any operations centres in the UK?
 

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