Ladies;

#1
A question: Now let me preface this by saying I've hade a lot of terrible fights with significant women in my life, fisticuffs, arson, degenerate sexual practices, etc. I've also had myriad household objects thrown at me, and thrown myriad at them. As my unit is rather impressive, and (I've been told) tastes of honey and barbecue crisps, they've always forgiven. EXCEPT the one thing I've tossed for which precisely NONE of them has ever forgiven me for: when I throw food at them. Not your workaday beans or toast, mind you, but meat in particular. Specificall, raw mince or cutlets. Now, they don't really appreciate having coldcuts tossed at them, either, but raw mince and or liver always seems to do irreparable damage to the relationship.
My question is; why is this any more offensive and egregious an insult than being pelted with, say cornflakes or Eggos? Your thoughts, please... Thanks -FV
 

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#2
If you throw beef, it's curtains!
 
#4
Flagrantviolator said:
A question: Now let me preface this by saying I've hade a lot of terrible fights with significant women in my life, fisticuffs, arson, degenerate sexual practices, etc. I've also had myriad household objects thrown at me, and thrown myriad at them. As my unit is rather impressive, and (I've been told) tastes of honey and barbecue crisps, they've always forgiven. EXCEPT the one thing I've tossed for which precisely NONE of them has ever forgiven me for: when I throw food at them. Not your workaday beans or toast, mind you, but meat in particular. Specificall, raw mince or cutlets. Now, they don't really appreciate having coldcuts tossed at them, either, but raw mince and or liver always seems to do irreparable damage to the relationship.
My question is; why is this any more offensive and egregious an insult than being pelted with, say cornflakes or Eggos? Your thoughts, please... Thanks -FV
Flag, what in the name of all that is holy, have you been eating to make your bits (impressive or otherwise) taste of barbeque crisps??? Is cheese and onion not the more usual variety??? :puker:
 
#5
mwl946 said:
Flag, what in the name of all that is holy, have you been eating to make your bits (impressive or otherwise) taste of barbeque crisps??? Is cheese and onion not the more usual variety??? :puker:
Possibly sh@gged a Hog Roast.
 
#6
Enough about my bits, youse! Answer the question!
 
#8
I remember dissection at school, a boy chopping up the trachea of a sheep and wearing the pieces as rings, before throwing bits of lung at the girls. Didn't go down too well, I see your point.

There probably is a more offensive thing to throw at your girlfriend. Your sh!te or another womans wet knickers spring to mind.
 
#9
Nothing's ever been thrown at me! I get in quick with the house-brick, shot-put or table-lamp ...... job's a good'n! :D
 
#10
milsum said:
I remember dissection at school, a boy chopping up the trachea of a sheep and wearing the pieces as rings, before throwing bits of lung at the girls. Didn't go down too well, I see your point.

There probably is a more offensive thing to throw at your girlfriend. Your sh!te or another womans wet knickers spring to mind.
This is only relevant if the girl(s) in particular had actually promised to go down and then the meat throwing incident made her/them change their minds!!

Hardly right to promise and then fail to deliver.
 
#11
No man would dare to throw anything at me, at least, if he did it would be the first and only time.

Surprised you have to ask the question in the first place
 
#12
Frozen leg of mutton. Club annoying bint over the head with said frozen leg of mutton. Cook and eat the leg of mutton thus destroying the murder weapon. Job done. :p
 
#13
Crimp off a length in to your hand and hurl that.

Explan it away as "getting in touch with your primate roots".
 
#14
Whilst I don't think things SHOULD be thrown, I hate to see food wasted. As long as said meat product is later cooked and eaten/fed to an animal, what's the harm? :p
 
#16
verticalgyro said:
heryam said:
No man would dare to throw anything at me, at least, if he did it would be the first and only time.

Surprised you have to ask the question in the first place
Sure about that princess? What if I threw a ball-pein hammer at your head from behind in a dark alley?
To be fair it probably would be the only time as it would probably kill the mouthy bint. Thus eliminating the need to throw anything else at her.
 
#17
Wnak in to your hand and throw that at her. Like in Silence of the Lambs.

You could also tell her to impregnate herself with it.
 
#18
haha
 
#19
I threw a tin of dog food at my wifes head last night.She never complained,never said a word.

She's still lying on the kitchen floor,the silly moo.
 
#20
You know what it's like when you can't find the remote control.................

F ucking red mist.
 

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