Ladies - what turns you ON?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by AAGF, Feb 15, 2013.

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  1. AAGF


    "Sister" thread to the other one - fire at will (poor bugger)
  2. I await the replies with interest.

    I can't wait to find out a) who's stalking who, b) the meaning of life and c) the price of chips :)
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  3. The meaning of life is 42.
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  4. Set to go up, apparently.
  5. I heard splitarses just LOVE ass to mouth followed by a good right hook.
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    kevin Websters Tash......
  7. You fool. You have been lead astray by a deluded mad Brit scribbler. Me too..
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  9. Is that , or is that not, a face you could kick until the toes inside your Steel Toe Cap boots were bleeding. Apologies to the squemish.
  10. Only the ones booked on a way one trip to the woods.

    Or do you live in the Ipswich area?

    As to the thread, I'm still trying to work out which arrser's 'are' females ;-)
  11. For what it's worth AAGF, and before your thread goes the way of mine, here's my thoughts:

    Good looks without vanity
    Humour without nastiness
    Experience without bragging
    Kindness without sentimentality
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  12. Aren't those from a 'Mills & Boons' chapter? ;-)
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  13. Picky cunt.
  14. You know rather too much about Mills & Boon for my liking ;-)
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  15. Oh, the irony!!! :lol: ;-)