Ladies - what turns you ON?

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lumpy2

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#2
I await the replies with interest.

I can't wait to find out a) who's stalking who, b) the meaning of life and c) the price of chips :)
 
#4
#10
I heard splitarses just LOVE ass to mouth followed by a good right hook.
Only the ones booked on a way one trip to the woods.

Or do you live in the Ipswich area?

As to the thread, I'm still trying to work out which arrser's 'are' females ;-)
 
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lumpy2

Guest
#11
For what it's worth AAGF, and before your thread goes the way of mine, here's my thoughts:

Good looks without vanity
Humour without nastiness
Experience without bragging
Kindness without sentimentality
 
#12
For what it's worth AAGF, and before your thread goes the way of mine, here's my thoughts:

Good looks without vanity
Humour without nastiness
Experience without bragging
Kindness without sentimentality
Aren't those from a 'Mills & Boons' chapter? ;-)
 
#15
For what it's worth AAGF, and before your thread goes the way of mine, here's my thoughts:

Good looks without vanity
Humour without nastiness
Experience without bragging
Kindness without sentimentality
Oh, the irony!!! :lol: ;-)
 
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syledis

Guest
#16
For what it's worth AAGF, and before your thread goes the way of mine, here's my thoughts:

Good looks without vanity
Humour without nastiness
Experience without bragging
Kindness without sentimentality
Can you live without the good looks part?
 
#17
For what it's worth AAGF, and before your thread goes the way of mine, here's my thoughts:

Good looks without vanity
Humour without nastiness
Experience without bragging
Kindness without sentimentality
So my kick them in the cunt and shag them while they're screaming technique isn't as popular with the ladies as I thought?
 
#18
James Dean's genetically-modified stunt cock and intell on Al Qaeda's in-progress mock-up of the MI5 building?

You have got to be shitting me.

That's what turns squaddies and spooks on.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
For what it's worth AAGF, and before your thread goes the way of mine, here's my thoughts:

Good looks without vanity
Humour without nastiness
Experience without bragging
Kindness without sentimentality
Guess I'd best stay away from you lot then - I hate being mobbed by horny middle aged wimmin.
 
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