Ladies - what turns you off?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by lumpy2, Feb 12, 2013.

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  1. In the interests of equality, following on from pensionspointers "Droop inducers", what turns ladies off most in a man?

    For me it has to be stubble, there is no such thing as "designer stubble" it always looks as if you've just woken up and have the bad breath to go with it.
  2. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Wait!!! Wait!!! I know!!!

    No money?
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  3. Getting married?
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  4. Oo, oo, I know the answer to this one.

    Having an opinion different to the bint's opinion.
    Or daring to voice an opinion, any opinion at all.
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  5. Lumpy, you must have known this wouldn't end well!
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  6. Smoking
  7. I haven`t paid any attention to the witterings of the female of the species since I was about 6 years old when my Grandmothers told me and my brother that eating the crusts on our toast and sandwiches would make our hair curly. Who the fuck wants curly hair?
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  8. With one bird I boned it was a fucking lamp what done it??
  9. Not a problem, I'm past caring about the old hackneyed stereotypes. However, I'm still hopeful that an actual female might join in and add their answers!! What would yours be?

    (Sorry Boozy didn't see you there :))
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  10. That's strange as it always works for me, or is it the Rophynol?
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  11. You do know you're wrong, don't you?
  12. Why the fúck does it matter what turns you on? Lubrication is only ever a swift scalpel cut across the mons pubis away.
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  13. Hmmm could be a long list but the most pressing are:

    bad breath
    passing out on the floor
    being the same height as me
    lots of body hair
  14. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Bad teeth, and the stench of chloroform
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  15. Similar to NurseyMai

    Bad breath/BO
    Same height or shorter than me
    Chest hair you could lose things in