Ladies.....Just 3 Questions

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plw1970

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#1
In my quest for a compatable female companion I have three questions:

Q1 In your opinion which cartoon character would you compare your personality to?

Q2 How would you save a scarecrow from certain death in a tornado?

Q3 Why do you want to meet me (in no less than 10 words)

Thanks for your interest, yes I am bonkers but your answers will be helpful. Only genuine nutters need apply!!

Eat meat, carry gun. Eat more meat, carry bigger gun!
 
#2
#4
whichever you please. :lol:
 
#6
Ta. :D
 
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plw1970

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#7
So, bossyboots, just out of curiosity (cos you must be curious) can you answer any of the above?

Go on I dare you..... :wink:
 
#8
Cartoon character? Toms owner off Tom an Jerry

Save a scarecrow from certain death in a tornado? I wouldn't

Why would i want to meet you? To see if you really are certifiable

:lol:
 
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plw1970

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#9
So from your answers i deduce that after a hard day at work you like to take of your V spikey boots and put on them huge comfy slipper that toms owner wears. You dont like going out in the wind and as i suggested you are definatly curious!

Close or not?
 
#10
Dont mind going out into the wind, but i aint rescuing no scarecrows. Curious? Well since when were females not curious??? :lol:
 
#11
Cartoon Character - Taz

How would you save a scarecrow from certain death in a tornado? I'd be hiding, so wouldn't know it would be in danger

Why do you want to meet me? To see if there is someone madder than me about
 
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plw1970

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#12
Well tatooelady, I deduce you are a toothless tiger, all bark-no bite (I know tiger don't bite!), wind scares you but hiding makes you feel safe. No matter how hard you try you will never be madder than me, I am a natrual :?
 
#13
plw1970 said:
Well tatooelady, I deduce you are a toothless tiger, all bark-no bite (I know tiger don't bite!), wind scares you but hiding makes you feel safe. No matter how hard you try you will never be madder than me, I am a natrual :?
Intriguing :twisted:
 
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plw1970

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#14
Do you suffer from a scarecrow phobia bossyboots? Have you not seen the wizard of oz?

However can we explore the curiosity thing a bit further? 8O
 
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plw1970

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#15
So tattooedlady you are also curious, give an example of your madness without using the word elbow!
 
#16
Wurzel Gummidge never did it for me i'm afraid :lol:
 
#17
Cartoon character would have to be Bambi.

Save a scarecrow with a lasso.

Why would i want to meet you? To see what kind of madman posts on here.
 
#20
1. Biffa Bacon
2. By torching it first
3. I'd like to meet you in order that I could part your smoot thighs, take your tender scrotum between my teeth and sever it from your body before making a big stupid tea cosy out of your carcus. Then I would drive plant machinery over your head and pour ready mix concrete into your mums fish socket, ensuring no more of you are made.
 

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