ladies how many times a week have you flicked the bean?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by semper, Jan 27, 2005.

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  1. re: the male orientated wanking thread.

    its about time i started one for the Girls :D
    how many times do you do it and whats the most outrageous places you have done it . i.e. at work in the stationary cupboard, in the car or even on the plane.
    in your own time carry on !
  2. Cold shower for Semper, I think. He seems to be getting all shaky and sweaty, and his spelling's gone to ratshit.
  3. speeling sorted :wink: dunno about the shower, it not time for my annual shower.
  4. Mrs Calypso tells me the the ladies never do this.

    At least that's what she says when I'm all tanked up and gagging for some action!!! :D
  5. I think Mrs Calypso lies
  6. There is no choice of "0" times......................

    :cry: :cry:

    very tired and overworkd Poppy today
  7. Need some help there poppy?
  8. You want to do half my work fishy darling?

  9. If that's what it takes to flick your bean (or watch you do it), then of course I will.
  10. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Why is it fishy......?

    I wouldn't have called it work either.

  11. Women wanking aside, when did Semper start becoming interested in women?
    Still passing well thumbed copies of the Gratton catalogue around the cadet building Semper?
  12. Whats your problem G-B?????
  15. yeah i'm a wnaker